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26 / M / In Santa's Gift sack
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Posted 1/29/16
Joke central!

It's Easy, Post any kind of joke you want or even a pic that goes along with ever comedy you like. The goal is hear to make people laugh or laugh yourself.

Don't worry I'll start from here!

Posted 1/29/16 , edited 1/29/16
Shouldn't you be posting this in forum games :P?

Either way I shall participate.

What do you call a skeleton who can't move? A pile of bones.

*Awkward silence*
Posted 1/29/16 , edited 1/29/16
Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

Because she always ran away from the ball.

:P
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Your mama's so fat when she hauls ass she has to take two trips!
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Posted 1/29/16 , edited 1/29/16
A music joke for all you inclined folks.


A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
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Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
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What's the difference between light and hard?
1) It's light all day
2) you can sleep with a light on
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24 / M / San Diego, CA
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What's the wurst part of the body to eat?

The liver!
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30 / M / Denver Colorado
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ask a stupid person.

Q: Whats the definition of ambiguous

A: i don't know ? what is it ?

That's Right.
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30 / M / Denver Colorado
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Posted 1/29/16
My wife said I only can drink 1 beer a night.


so I get the 40..
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24 / M / CAN, ON
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Posted 1/29/16

nerder wrote:

What's the wurst part of the body to eat?

The liver!


Hah!
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Posted 1/29/16
Keep it clean folks.

Tally of jokes deleted so far: 1

(I have no joke to share. Sorry.)
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