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Post Reply If Demon King was a career, what would be the qualifications?
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Posted 1/29/16 , edited 1/29/16
Recently I thought it might be nice to be the Demon King, but it made me wonder what one needed to do to become one. Demon King Daimyo talked about qualifications, they never said what they were . So, I guess we can make up our own . What do all of you think one needs to do to become a Demon King, seriously and jokingly?





I think charisma and power of some sort is needed.
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Naughty thoughts....HEheheh....
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Enslave a harem of adorable catgirls.
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Must be a bad ass, must wipe the floor with other demons, and command their obedience, must be absolutely ruthless to your own subordinates and have no remorse, must be a total asshole to everyone.

There can be no other.

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Well I can't say without getting banned.
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Getting banned from CR is one of the qualifications.
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This
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demon in the sheets
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Werina wrote:

demon in the sheets


Like this?



Though I think the demon king should be in the middle.
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You must be able to crush all insubordination underfoot and rule the demon realm with an iron fist or be destroyed!
...or something
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Werina wrote:

demon in the sheets


That's hot.
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Must be the demon of semen.
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using alot of curse words,living with lava,naughty girls,killing people,spoiler a movie.
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1. You must be 18 or older.

2. You must make at least $66,666 a year (gross income).

3. You must have completed your federal and state tax returns for the past year.

4. You have completed a Petition for the Position of Demon King and have at least 6,666 signatures. You must submit a completed Demon King Application Form.

5. You must be a white landowner.

6. You must defeat the previous Demon King in combat in a public arena, with the Demon King having received proper notice. If the previous Demon King is already dead, you must defeat all other Demon King applicants who are applying at the same time as you. If there are no applicants, your Petition for the Position of Demon King and Demon King Application Form will be denied. You will have to file again another time and gather signatures for a new Petition.

7. You must have good credit and no previous bankruptcies.
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You must:

-Be ranked at the top of the strongest demons in the demonic realm.
-Have at least thirteen powerful disciples to help you rule the kingdom/do your bidding.
-Have AT LEAST one hundred concubines waiting and willing at all times.
-Have a awesome throne made from the bones and weapons of your fallen enemies.
-Have a awesome and scary looking castle.
-Eat the souls of 666 virgins and angles.
-Wage war on humanity and everything that is holy.

The list goes on...but those are just some of them. My daily life.
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