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Post Reply If Demon King was a career, what would be the qualifications?
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Posted 1/29/16

Chadizard wrote:

You must:

-Be ranked at the top of the strongest demons in the demonic realm.
-Have at least thirteen powerful disciples to help you rule the kingdom/do your bidding.
-Have AT LEAST one hundred concubines waiting and willing at all times.
-Have a awesome throne made from the bones and weapons of your fallen enemies.
-Have a awesome and scary looking castle.
-Eat the souls of 666 virgins and angles.
-Wage war on humanity and everything that is holy.

The list goes on...but those are just some of them. My daily life.


Now where have I seen that before?

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Wasn't thinking of that, but good point.
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Nyanotic wrote:

Enslave a harem of adorable catgirls.


lol i was thinking same thing or at least similar
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Probably the same qualifications as a politician.
But yeah, Demon King Daimyo is a fantastic, underrated anime.
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Well back in the day, you had to go head-to-head with the Three Kings to gain anything resembling a foothold. These days, though, it's been democratised a bit - you just have to win the Demon World Tournament.

Of course, this means having to defeat those young whippersnappers like Urameshi and his lot in addition to Yomi, Mukuro and a good dozen or so of the deceased King Raizen's friends, but it's always worth a try!
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I'm surprised we got to two pages without a Devil is a Part timer reference
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Posted 1/29/16

Nyanotic wrote:


Chadizard wrote:

You must:

-Be ranked at the top of the strongest demons in the demonic realm.
-Have at least thirteen powerful disciples to help you rule the kingdom/do your bidding.
-Have AT LEAST one hundred concubines waiting and willing at all times.
-Have a awesome throne made from the bones and weapons of your fallen enemies.
-Have a awesome and scary looking castle.
-Eat the souls of 666 virgins and angles.
-Wage war on humanity and everything that is holy.

The list goes on...but those are just some of them. My daily life.


Now where have I seen that before?



Do you know what hell is? It's the thousand blades of Lucifer's enemies, a story we agree to tell each other over and over, until we forget that it's a lie.
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vanguard1234523 wrote:

I'm surprised we got to two pages without a Devil is a Part timer reference


Good anime, but he started out as the Demon King.
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Posted 1/30/16
I think the single most important qualification is a horde of enemies that declare you are the Demon King. If you want to avoid your career and life being brief you might want some of the things others have mentioned, like charisma, strength, etc.
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Gotta have tentacles
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Brutality... The keys would be charisma, and brutality. Strength is secondary to to something else in a conflict... Knowing how, when, and where to apply the strength that you have. Such matchups as Goku/Superman are silly, at the core the characters are too much alike. But what if a fighter more willing to ignore all decorum or rules faced them? Anyone can be beaten by a weaker person, I did so many times growing up. I wasn't a soft kid from the suburbs, but a... southern boy. Many times I was able to kick the crap out of older stronger guys, because I was willing to hurt them. I get knocked down, and I would come back up with a handful of sand, or a friggin rock. But, I didn't start fights. Mostly because I wasn't interested, but I didn't take a punch without paying it back and ensuring the he didn't do it again.
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Retirement plan includes marrying Jesus' daughter.
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