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Dang. I'd always had it in my head that most snow leopards aren't all that big, but that one certainly doesn't look like anything to fuck with. If that enchanted learning link is to be believed, it looks like most of them probably are small enough to be defeated by any reasonably fit adult male human, but against this guy? I'd still honestly be tempted to consider battling it for fun and glory, but knowing they're endangered and that the thing's life probably is more valuable than my own (not that I mean to imply I'd definitely be able to kill it anyway), I imagine I'd just keep my distance and remain on standby in case I had a chance to help keep it from mauling humans smaller than me, or to help herd/corner it into a position to be tranquilized once the cavalry arrives. And also because there would very obviously not be anything more interesting going for me on that day than whatever this leopard's up to, I'd call into work with a case of boss-fight to remain involved in some capacity with that event.
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dat looks so kowai.

tbh i'd be running away like everyone else. i'm surprised no one died. you'd think if it landed on u onc eyou'd be dead.
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Try to run as fast as I can
But I know I'll still get hurt somehow
I'm not a fast runner
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1 Turn up the thermostat to max
2 Wait till snow leopard gets too hot and take off it's coat
3 Run out of doors with leopard coat where leopard can't chase me cause it's butt nekked.
4 Try to outrun PETA because i now have real fur.
Posted 2/8/16
His pants, rofl. I feel bad for laughing. Not really.

I wouldn't fight it, so I applaud that dude for being a man.

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Shoot her!
Shoo---------t he------------r!!!!
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Well considering I carry a Colt Delta Elite in 10mm on me at all times I'd shoot the damn thing if the situation warranted it.
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I'd probably die.
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What would you do if you were chased by a snow leopard?


If I were in India . . . I'd poop myself and start trying to hit the beast.... maybe jump into the pool

Here in America . . . I'd still poop myself and maybe pull my Glock.... then depending on if I was actually cognizant enough and I actually had time maybe shoot, most likely . . . end up beating the beast with it.
Posted 2/9/16
Make sure to mention how my donation could have saved it from ruthless poachers.

Damn if I see that advert one more time.
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Posted 2/9/16

Ranwolf wrote:
Well considering I carry a Colt Delta Elite in 10mm on me at all times I'd shoot the damn thing if the situation warranted it.

You carry at the POOLSIDE too?

As for me, I'd just make sure to be faster than that guy.

If I managed a decent weapon I might try to fend it off someone, but seriously not sure of myself.
If it was attacking someone I really cared about it might change my method.
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Color Spray. Most animals have fewer than 3 hit dice and a mediocre Will saving throw, so chances are good that it'd be effective. I'd buy myself about a minute on average, which would hopefully be ample time to make my getaway.

What do you mean I can't cast spells? What have I been taking these wizard levels for, then?
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Try to find someone running away that looks slower than myself and run that way
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let it maul me, i dunno
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I wouldn't be afraid. Snow leopards are almost harmless towards people. I think the last documented attack happened in the 1940s, and the snow leopard responsible was on the brink of starvation.
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