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Post Reply What would you do if you were chased by a snow leopard?
TheOriginalStraynge 
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Posted 2/9/16
Not again. Why are snow leopard's always chasing me? I guess I'd do like the last three times and throw him a random kid and then run like heck. Hey, the kid was fine and he had fun. Really he did. I was trying to help him because I read that the best defense for a Snow Leopard is to make yourself a small target and roll into a ball and they were pretty small kids so..... I should get credit because I probably saved those kids life and, and..............and I'm taking my ball back and going home. Stupid Snow Leopard's always ruining my fun.
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Posted 2/9/16
In that situation like any situation I would simply land several sharp blows to the nose. There's a joke there some where. (ps canines & felines have ultra sensative noses.)
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Posted 2/9/16
And this is why you don't take pets to school! Geeze, you'd think people would learn...
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Posted 2/9/16
charge the damn leapord. cus its game over anyways. hopefully he will snap my spine and not go for the throat ans sufficate me to death.
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