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Post Reply Florida Man Throws Alligator through Drive-thru Window
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Posted 2/9/16
He's being charged with "assault with a deadly weapon." Best "assault with a deadly weapon" charge ever!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/
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I love Florida Man headlines. There's actually a Twitter devoted entirely to them.
Posted 2/9/16 , edited 2/10/16
According to the video on that website

He tried to play it off as just a prank.

LMAO How the hell do you convince yourself you're gonna not get in trouble for throwing an alligator through a drive-thru...
Posted 2/9/16 , edited 2/9/16
He must have been on Croc. I'm glad the investi-gators found out who this guy was.
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well this sure as shit is going to make a great story for those Wendy's Employees.

So yeah this one time when I was working drive through a guy threw an alligator at me.
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I feel sorry for the alligator
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Posted 2/9/16 , edited 2/10/16
"Woman Goes to Sleep with Husband, Wakes Up Next to Florida Man," something like this. I don't remember the exact wording. Funniest one to me so far.
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Posted 2/9/16 , edited 2/10/16
The Florida man is a strange creature
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Posted 2/9/16
24 and acting like a kid GG
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Wow I usually throw alligators at people on Swamp Attack

but I was still surprised
Posted 2/9/16 , edited 2/9/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

He must have been on Croc. I'm glad the investi-gators found out who this guy was.


Excellent pun It couldn't had been any gator.
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Posted 2/9/16
wait what?
Posted 2/9/16

SylveonLuna wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

He must have been on Croc. I'm glad the investi-gators found out who this guy was.


Excellent pun It couldn't had been any gator.


I think the allega(tor)tions are false.
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Posted 2/9/16
It's just a prank bro!
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Posted 2/9/16
How does one even weaponize an Alligator?
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