Post Reply Florida Man Tries to Make Out With Kestrel and Loses Part of Lip
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Posted 2/10/16 , edited 2/10/16
http://www.news965.com/news/news/local/florida-man-kisses-wild-bird-prey-loses-part-lip/nqBqp/

Is Florida Man the next CR trend? I never thought I'd say this, but this is one posting trend I like. The headlines are so colorful and original and strange because they're actually real.
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Posted 2/10/16 , edited 2/10/16
I am not physically far away enough from this to be entirely comfortable.
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Posted 2/10/16

Ranwolf wrote:

I am not physically far away enough from this to be entirely comfortable.


People like this physically exist. They are not just in our minds, floating around as mere ideas. They exist. That makes me uncomfortable enough.
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Posted 2/10/16
Haha. Good bird.
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Posted 2/10/16

Morbidhanson wrote:


Ranwolf wrote:

I am not physically far away enough from this to be entirely comfortable.


People like this physically exist. They are not just in our minds, floating around as mere ideas. They exist. That makes me uncomfortable enough.


Kind of a pity neither of us will live long enough to see interstellar travel a reality with that in mind. A nice habitation dome on some far flung asteroid holds a certain appeal ya dig.
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Posted 2/10/16
Tf is up with Florida lately?
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Posted 2/10/16

KennyNitro wrote:

Tf is up with Florida lately?


Florida has always been crazy. I love all the insane Florida Man headlines.
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Posted 2/10/16

Morbidhanson wrote:


KennyNitro wrote:

Tf is up with Florida lately?


Florida has always been crazy. I love all the insane Florida Man headlines.

I live in Mississippi, and thought it was bad here. Damn...
Posted 2/11/16
Yes, yes Florida man strikes again..he's so kawaii!
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Posted 2/11/16
Article doesn't say anything about the man trying to "Make-Out" with the bird. Okay, it does say he tried to give it a good-bye kiss before he had to return the bird to authorities but that doesn't mean he tried to make out with the bird. Far more likely is that he tried to kiss it on the head like a lot of pet owners do but ended up with a hospital trip instead.
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Posted 2/11/16

Morbidhanson wrote:


KennyNitro wrote:

Tf is up with Florida lately?


Florida has always been crazy. I love all the insane Florida Man headlines.


Florida is full of swamps. Maybe it's swamp gas...
Posted 2/11/16
Florida certainly is crazy.
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Maybe it's all the retired people.
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