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Post Reply Florida Woman Awakens to Find Kinkajou Caressing Her Face
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Posted 2/10/16 , edited 2/10/16
http://ktla.com/2016/01/27/florida-woman-wakes-to-find-exotic-animal-caressing-her-face-friend/

Seriously, Florida. I didn't even know what a kinkajou was before I read this. I suppose I learn something new every day.
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How can 170,304 square kilometers hold this much crazy?
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I've woke up in worst scenarios.
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It was really cute though the poor feller was curled up shaking though
Posted 2/11/16
That is the cutest thing to wake up to..you should count your blessings you had this experience!
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So much wrong in so little space.
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Posted 2/11/16

Morbidhanson wrote:

http://ktla.com/2016/01/27/florida-woman-wakes-to-find-exotic-animal-caressing-her-face-friend/

Seriously, Florida. I didn't even know what a kinkajou was before I read this. I suppose I learn something new every day.


Kinkajous are pretty common in Central and South America. The thing is you don't see them too often because their nocturnal and live in trees. I've seen one in the wild on a recent trip to Costa Rica during the Christmas holiday and it was during a night tour.
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My God, that thing is adorable.
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Florida...

Never change.
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XD. Wake up ( caressing her face) I'm hungry. It was being nice but she still screams, to be fair I would probably have a similar reaction, no screaming, more like my entire body jolting as I try to figure out what the hell is in front of my face lol.
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Posted 2/11/16
What happened, Florida...
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Aww, after looking at the kinkajou, it's actually really adorable.

Obviously I'd scream if i woke up and saw its bulging black eyes inches away from my face- still, after the shock wears thin, I do think I'd start fawning over how damn cute the thing is.

Although, it obviously isn't intended to be a domestic pet, but you got motherfuckers in florida purchasing pythons and panthers so by their own brand of crazy anything goes.
Posted 2/12/16
It's cute but apparently they don't like sudden movement and tend to react by screaming, clawing, and biting. Also it seems they are carriers for roundworm.
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Posted 2/12/16
Oh... hideous animal
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