A customer comes in and starts asking about a PS4; specifically the Star Wars: Battlefront edition one. (I'm going to paraphrase the shit outta this.)
Me: "We sold out of those a few days ago, but you could probably order one from our online store."
Customer: "Well I already bought that new Naruto game, and I really don't want to have to wait."
Me: "Well I could call the store in Corinth (a city literally 20 minutes from my store) and ask if they have any in stock."
Customer: "See, I don't know if my car will make it that far."
Priorities. This guy has 'em.
I would have ended it by asking what his power up rewards card number was (and if he had one.) told him it's a promotional item so he can't order it from the store website (even if it's for in store pick up all lies.), and that if he wants I can send him a text when the store restockes.
<---`This means i'm busy.