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lol
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Posted 2/11/16 , edited 2/11/16
I wasn't aware of the Reddit trend, but this is the best posting trend that CR has ever seen.
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welp, this beats posting all those negative news threads n whining about how much the world sucks n how lil faith in humanity yall have
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qualeshia3 wrote:

These Florida threads are getting out of hand.


What if the next thread purge didn't exist?

(As for me, I have difficulty getting around in winter, and friends keep asking me why I don't move to sunnier climates.
I complain that not only are the sun-belt states--Texas, California, Florida, Arizona, the South--raging guns-ablazing Conservatives....they're also NUTS!
There may be a psychological theory for that--the lack of seasons creates a lack of a sense of time passing, and people psychologically live in their childhoods longer with no sense of consequence or the journey of adulthood responsibility--but that's for another thread to explore.)
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The Florida posts have such great headlines.

Florida Man Pretends to be Samurai
Florida Man Throws Alligator Through Drive-thru Window
Florida Man Tries to Make Out w/ Kestrel and Loses Part of Lip
Florida Man Found in Hotel Room w/ Dead Woman and Two Monkeys
Florida Man Kills Crossdressing Voodoo Priest Threatening Him w/ Magic
Florida Man Foils Terrorist Attack
Florida Man on Probation for Attempting to Buy Bomb to Kill Black Brother-in-law
Florida Boy, 8, Tries to Rob Grocery Store w/ Gun
Florida Woman Awakens to Find Exotic Kinkajou Caressing Her Face
Florida Teacher Shares Snapchat Nudes w/ Students
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Posted 2/11/16

Ejanss wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

These Florida threads are getting out of hand.


What if the next thread purge didn't exist?

(As for me, I have difficulty getting around in winter, and friends keep asking me why I don't move to sunnier climates.
I complain that not only are the sun-belt states--Texas, California, Florida, Arizona, the South--raging Conservatives....they're also NUTS!
There may be a psychological theory for that--the lack of seasons creates a lack of a sense of time passing, and people psychologically live in their childhoods longer with no sense of consequence or the journey of adulthood responsibility--but that's for another thread to explore.)


Okay then.
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I dunno, OP. Florida Man seems to be a mix of dangerous and bumbling idiot. We should banish Floria Man from the rest of the nation. I propose we build a wall between Florida and neighboring states and make Florida pay for it and we ban all Floridians from entering the other 49 U.S. states until we find out what the hell is going on.
Posted 2/11/16

Dubnoman wrote:

I dunno, OP. Florida Man seems to be a mix of dangerous and bumbling idiot. We should banish Floria Man from the rest of the nation. I propose we build a wall between Florida and neighboring states and make Florida pay for it and we ban all Floridians from entering the other 49 U.S. states until we find out what the hell is going on.


After reading all of Florida Man's exploits do you really want to go up against him?
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bethos30 wrote:


Dubnoman wrote:

I dunno, OP. Florida Man seems to be a mix of dangerous and bumbling idiot. We should banish Floria Man from the rest of the nation. I propose we build a wall between Florida and neighboring states and make Florida pay for it and we ban all Floridians from entering the other 49 U.S. states until we find out what the hell is going on.


After reading all of Florida Man's exploits do you really want to go up against him?



We must. We have to. Florida Man must be stopped...
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Posted 2/11/16

Dubnoman wrote:

I dunno, OP. Florida Man seems to be a mix of dangerous and bumbling idiot. We should banish Floria Man from the rest of the nation. I propose we build a wall between Florida and neighboring states and make Florida pay for it and we ban all Floridians from entering the other 49 U.S. states until we find out what the hell is going on.


Already posted it in another thread, but it bears repeating:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTM2HQ0g98

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Posted 2/11/16

Ejanss wrote:


Dubnoman wrote:

I dunno, OP. Florida Man seems to be a mix of dangerous and bumbling idiot. We should banish Floria Man from the rest of the nation. I propose we build a wall between Florida and neighboring states and make Florida pay for it and we ban all Floridians from entering the other 49 U.S. states until we find out what the hell is going on.


Already posted it in another thread, but it bears repeating:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTM2HQ0g98




Yeah, heh, I've seen that in gif file form in response to news involving Florida residents.
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Posted 2/11/16

bethos30 wrote:


Dubnoman wrote:

I dunno, OP. Florida Man seems to be a mix of dangerous and bumbling idiot. We should banish Floria Man from the rest of the nation. I propose we build a wall between Florida and neighboring states and make Florida pay for it and we ban all Floridians from entering the other 49 U.S. states until we find out what the hell is going on.


After reading all of Florida Man's exploits do you really want to go up against him?


well there is a high probability of him killing, disabling, or otherwise defeating himself while doing something stupid so...
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vanguard1234523 wrote:


bethos30 wrote:


Dubnoman wrote:

I dunno, OP. Florida Man seems to be a mix of dangerous and bumbling idiot. We should banish Floria Man from the rest of the nation. I propose we build a wall between Florida and neighboring states and make Florida pay for it and we ban all Floridians from entering the other 49 U.S. states until we find out what the hell is going on.


After reading all of Florida Man's exploits do you really want to go up against him?


well there is a high probability of him killing, disabling, or otherwise defeating himself while doing something stupid so...


He's clearly immortal. He keeps coming back like a terminator.
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Posted 2/11/16 , edited 2/11/16

Morbidhanson wrote:


vanguard1234523 wrote:


bethos30 wrote:


Dubnoman wrote:

I dunno, OP. Florida Man seems to be a mix of dangerous and bumbling idiot. We should banish Floria Man from the rest of the nation. I propose we build a wall between Florida and neighboring states and make Florida pay for it and we ban all Floridians from entering the other 49 U.S. states until we find out what the hell is going on.


After reading all of Florida Man's exploits do you really want to go up against him?


well there is a high probability of him killing, disabling, or otherwise defeating himself while doing something stupid so...


He's clearly immortal. He keeps coming back like a terminator.


Florida Man is more of a concept than a singular entity. at various times individuals will just become Florida Man, any native Floridian may embody his spirit, because Florida Man dwells in them all.

Thus he's immortal, and this is also why he's always able to commit more felonies despite being regularly imprisoned. Florida Man can't die or be caged, but his individual manifestations aren't so lucky.
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