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Florida Man!
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vanguard1234523 wrote:

Florida Man is more of a concept than a singular entity. at various times individuals will just become Florida Man, any native Floridian may embody his spirit, because Florida Man dwells in them all.

Thus he's immortal, and this is also why he's always able to commit more felonies despite being regularly imprisoned. Florida Man can't die or be caged, but his individual manifestations aren't so lucky.


I like this. Sounds like the most plausible explanation.
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They should just make a reality show exploring the uncut idiocy of Florida Man. I would watch it. All of him.
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Closed because OP nuked
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