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Florida Man Found in Hotel Room w/ Dead Woman and Two Monkeys
Posted 2/11/16

Urboistar wrote:

Maybe they were doing too much... Monkeying around.


.... I'll let myself out.


You're sick.
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Posted 2/11/16

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ILuvCats11 wrote:


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ILuvCats11 wrote:

Maybe he killed her for attention but he coudn't get anyone to watch him so he bought some fucking monkeys instead since monkeys are the closest animal to humans...


This sounds like the logic of Florida Man. Are you from Florida?


No but I was a massive attention whore last year and the 2 years before that but i've stopped now, but basically I understand the way of attention whores.


i thought attention whores only care about the attention of human beings?


Yeah they do but some could settle with 2 monkeys I supose
Posted 2/11/16

ComboChrist wrote:

Mods asleep, huh? Thought they wanted to stop these trendy-threads.


To be fair

All these threads hold quite the discussion value and are interesting.

So regardless if they are trending they are quite interesting to talk about... Atleast when its not just a ton of threads tell us how messed up Florida is at once.
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Posted 2/11/16
Maybe they were doing drugs and he passed out, but she O.D'd? The monkeys were just probably their pets....
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Posted 2/11/16

ILuvCats11 wrote:

Yeah they do but some could settle with 2 monkeys I supose


The attention of monkeys is better than no attention at all.
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"Honestly officer, it's not at all what it looks like"
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Posted 2/12/16
One of the secrets to running a successful prostitution business has been violated. Messin' with dead people is a real crime. Florida Man needs to put an ad somewhere enticing another victim to carry on where the dead woman left off. As for the 2 monkeys...they can at least watch. It's what el cheapo motel chains do to accommodate lust when they can't afford ceiling mirrors, bro.
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Posted 2/12/16
Must have been one hell of a night.
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Posted 2/12/16

D4nc3Style wrote:

Must have been one hell of a night.


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Posted 2/12/16
lol
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Posted 2/12/16
Dammit Florida!
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Posted 2/12/16
Florida's done so much stupid shit lately I've ran out of quips about them.
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Posted 2/12/16
Too much partying with the guy who f**ked a donkey?
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Year-end cleanup. Closing threads with no new posts since 12/31/2016.
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