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aw, what the hell.....why not.

Florida man offers undercover cop 3$ and a chicken dinnner for sex.

full story.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-offering-police-officer-chicken-dinner-for-sex
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Wow. Prostitution sure is cheap these days... At least it comes with a free meal.
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I would love (if I were a girl, but as a boy too actually) to work as a prostitute, but only in one of the legal, licensed, safe clubs here. It would be a fun side-job for say one night in the week (Saturday ? XD), could have tons of fun that evening (free sex...heck get paid for it XD) make some extra money (student...) and in a place like that, all the clients would now they would have to pay so this idiot would not come in XD

Altough I am 100% sure my mistake would be, I would be so horny that night that if there was no client for me, and there was someone without enough money, I would probably give them free service, just because I would be bored

(Because I really don't care about money enough to give a fuck when I can have sex )
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eragon2890 wrote:

I would love (if I were a girl, but as a boy too actually) to work as a prostitute, but only in one of the legal, licensed, safe clubs here. It would be a fun side-job for say one night in the week (Saturday ? XD), could have tons of fun that evening (free sex...heck get paid for it XD) make some extra money (student...) and in a place like that, all the clients would now they would have to pay so this idiot would not come in XD

Altough I am 100% sure my mistake would be, I would be so horny that night that if there was no client for me, and there was someone without enough money, I would probably give them free service, just because I would be bored

(Because I really don't care about money enough to give a fuck when I can have sex )


Your libido is off the fucking charts.
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eragon2890 wrote:

I would love (if I were a girl, but as a boy too actually) to work as a prostitute, but only in one of the legal, licensed, safe clubs here. It would be a fun side-job for say one night in the week (Saturday ? XD), could have tons of fun that evening (free sex...heck get paid for it XD) make some extra money (student...) and in a place like that, all the clients would now they would have to pay so this idiot would not come in XD

Altough I am 100% sure my mistake would be, I would be so horny that night that if there was no client for me, and there was someone without enough money, I would probably give them free service, just because I would be bored

(Because I really don't care about money enough to give a fuck when I can have sex )


Your libido is off the fucking charts.


Not really, it's more, we can't know how big it is, the needle broke when measuring XD
Posted 2/12/16

eragon2890 wrote:

I would love (if I were a girl, but as a boy too actually) to work as a prostitute, but only in one of the legal, licensed, safe clubs here. It would be a fun side-job for say one night in the week (Saturday ? XD), could have tons of fun that evening (free sex...heck get paid for it XD) make some extra money (student...) and in a place like that, all the clients would now they would have to pay so this idiot would not come in XD

Altough I am 100% sure my mistake would be, I would be so horny that night that if there was no client for me, and there was someone without enough money, I would probably give them free service, just because I would be bored

(Because I really don't care about money enough to give a fuck when I can have sex )


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eragon2890 wrote:

I would love (if I were a girl, but as a boy too actually) to work as a prostitute, but only in one of the legal, licensed, safe clubs here. It would be a fun side-job for say one night in the week (Saturday ? XD), could have tons of fun that evening (free sex...heck get paid for it XD) make some extra money (student...) and in a place like that, all the clients would now they would have to pay so this idiot would not come in XD

Altough I am 100% sure my mistake would be, I would be so horny that night that if there was no client for me, and there was someone without enough money, I would probably give them free service, just because I would be bored

(Because I really don't care about money enough to give a fuck when I can have sex )




Aw, you would pay your onni-chan? :3

But you kan keep the money... onni-chan would play with you for free ;-)
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Funny. Sex isn't good enough to risk getting STDs from strangers, haha. If I'm not into the person on a psychological level, I don't have that much fun.

Maybe things like drugs have made me a bit spoiled and desensitized. *shrug*
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Funny. Sex isn't good enough to risk getting STDs from strangers, haha. If I'm not into the person on a psychological level, I don't have that much fun.

Maybe things like drugs have made me a bit spoiled and desensitized. *shrug*


I would never do drugs :-( they're dangerous, and make you feel strange and unable to play video games. And they kill you. And other adverse side effects. XD Sex tough... it's fun! I don't need to know the person, as long as it's willing I always enjoy it a lot . :)

(and safe offcourse but that's easy enough and mandatory in a club almost always - at least the ones I'd want to work at :O )
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Florida Man strikes again!
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Well he did offer to take her to dinner... in a way. Even had a tip ready. Giggity.
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eragon2890 wrote:


VeggyZ wrote:

Funny. Sex isn't good enough to risk getting STDs from strangers, haha. If I'm not into the person on a psychological level, I don't have that much fun.

Maybe things like drugs have made me a bit spoiled and desensitized. *shrug*


I would never do drugs :-( they're dangerous, and make you feel strange and unable to play video games. And they kill you. And other adverse side effects. XD Sex tough... it's fun! I don't need to know the person, as long as it's willing I always enjoy it a lot . :)

(and safe offcourse but that's easy enough and mandatory in a club almost always - at least the ones I'd want to work at :O )



lol this. out of all the bad things drugs do to you, video games are in you top three list.
i salute you!
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Dariamus wrote:
where unable to take it...
I just went in for it ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

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