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Florida man offers to pay cop 3$ for sex
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Posted 2/12/16 , edited 2/12/16

nemoskull wrote:


eragon2890 wrote:


VeggyZ wrote:

Funny. Sex isn't good enough to risk getting STDs from strangers, haha. If I'm not into the person on a psychological level, I don't have that much fun.

Maybe things like drugs have made me a bit spoiled and desensitized. *shrug*


I would never do drugs :-( they're dangerous, and make you feel strange and unable to play video games. And they kill you. And other adverse side effects. XD Sex tough... it's fun! I don't need to know the person, as long as it's willing I always enjoy it a lot . :)

(and safe offcourse but that's easy enough and mandatory in a club almost always - at least the ones I'd want to work at :O )



lol this. out of all the bad things drugs do to you, video games are in you top three list.
i salute you!


it's sarcasm lol :P

I mean, we all now it isn't even true, mario gets a lot better when he eats shrooms XD

But yeah, drugs suck XD
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Florida again..
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Florida again..
Florida putting the F back to getting fucked.

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eragon2890 wrote:

Not really, it's more, we can't know how big it is, the needle broke when measuring XD

So... in other words... off the charts...
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XxDarkSasuxX wrote:


eragon2890 wrote:

Not really, it's more, we can't know how big it is, the needle broke when measuring XD

So... in other words... off the charts...


True I guess, I'm a bit sick so I don't think too sharp...
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Chicken dinner XD boneless skinless chicken baybee, all kinds of gains!
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With all these Florida Man threads popping up recently, I feel the public deserves a little background information behind the headlines.
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Posted 2/12/16 , edited 2/12/16
^ thx 4 the info

Gee, $3 goes a long way nowadays. It's much more in Nevada.
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I don't think I've ever been stopped from playing video games due to anything I may have consumed.
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I giggled.
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With all these Florida Man threads popping up recently, I feel the public deserves a little background information behind the headlines.

Good reference article. Something that a more average Florida Man can appreciate despite overflowing reports of questionable sanity and shaken ideas of social norms. Florida Man is a pretty good guy sometimes.

It's not wrong of me to expect this car to have a fly adjustable hydraulic suspension is it?
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eragon2890 wrote:

I would love (if I were a girl, but as a boy too actually) to work as a prostitute, but only in one of the legal, licensed, safe clubs here. It would be a fun side-job for say one night in the week (Saturday ? XD), could have tons of fun that evening (free sex...heck get paid for it XD) make some extra money (student...) and in a place like that, all the clients would now they would have to pay so this idiot would not come in XD

Altough I am 100% sure my mistake would be, I would be so horny that night that if there was no client for me, and there was someone without enough money, I would probably give them free service, just because I would be bored

(Because I really don't care about money enough to give a fuck when I can have sex )


......... you kind of forgot the part about unattractive customers and the part about doing it even when totally not feeling like doing it
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Year-end cleanup. Closing threads with no new posts since 12/31/2016.
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