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What if Trump is your secret father?
Posted 2/16/16 , edited 2/17/16
Kill myself.
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Whats up with this "small loan of a million dollars" bullshit supposed to mean? You do realize small is relevant right? Trump fucking multiplied his wealth by 10,000 times. I'd like to see any of you scrubs try and do that with any amount of money.
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Posted 2/16/16 , edited 2/17/16
I look so much like my dad that it would really confuse the hell out of me.

After getting over that shock, I guess I'd be like..."money pls..kthx"
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Daddy?
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True story, His daughter and myself were born on the same day, in the same hospital and my father met him in the maternity ward
Posted 2/16/16 , edited 2/17/16
I would be so happy, I"d be like hey Trump, whadddap homie!!!!!
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i'd get blazed with him
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I'd ask for a small loan of one million.
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Posted 2/16/16 , edited 2/17/16

Freddy96NO wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:
I wouldn't care. I don't want to ruin his life, I don't want his money.
so you don't want to use the money to make a home for children without parents and getting masses of "imouto's"?





I'd ruin his life, take his money and use them on myself, not some charity or childrens home... oi, maybe he IS my secret father
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Posted 2/17/16 , edited 2/17/16
I'd be on tour with Rae Sremmurd

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holy sh*t..
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Posted 2/17/16 , edited 2/17/16

PhantomGundam wrote:



As Luke Skywalker would say, "NOOOOOOO!"








This scene immediately popped into mind.
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Posted 2/18/16 , edited 2/18/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I wouldn't care. I don't want to ruin his life, I don't want his money. Though if I had a chance to ruin his campaign, than maybe?


^ well said
Posted 2/18/16 , edited 2/18/16
So free money?
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