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Florida is the one place where people are charged for BBQ smoke leaving their yards...
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Nogara-san wrote:

Because Florida is full of weirdos for some reason?

Maybe it's the beach, old people, Disney that attracts them...


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There is a reason why it's called Penis of America.
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Haters gonna hate
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Nogara-san wrote:

Because Florida is full of weirdos for some reason?

Maybe it's the beach, old people, Disney that attracts them...


Yeah, but how would that explain Texas and California being the second and third craziest?

(Told ya, it's that warm weather that makes you want to ignore the march of time and the rest of the country--And when an entire state's population each sinks into their own private fantasy world, you're gonna end up with Bartertown.)
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Ejanss wrote:


Nogara-san wrote:

Because Florida is full of weirdos for some reason?

Maybe it's the beach, old people, Disney that attracts them...


Yeah, but how would that explain Texas and California being the second and third craziest?

(Told ya, it's that warm weather that makes you want to ignore the march of time and the rest of the country--And when an entire state's population each sinks into their own private fantasy world, you're gonna end up with Bartertown.)


Texas is more full of religious freaks that wanna take the state back to the 1850s though.


Florida......hell, maybe it's the bath salts?


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Florida is weird because when you get such a high concentration of elderly people together, all their nostalgia and paranoia forms a gigantic weirdness magnet that attracts even more weirdness for them to complain about.

That or the people there spend too much time in the sun...
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cons:
1. flatter than a loli.
2. sinking into the ocean.
3. it's bedrock is full of holes.

pros:
1. wildlife
2. beaches
3. warm
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Jackalope82 wrote:

cons:
1. flatter than a loli.
2. sinking into the ocean.
3. it's bedrock is full of holes.
4. warm.

pros:
1. wildlife
2. beaches

FTFY
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Because of what Jeremy clarkson said in the top gear uk Florida special everybody is very fat and stupid and they ask you if you want cheese on everything and they will shoot you
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Jamming777 wrote:

Is it because its cold and no sunshine where you are at?


I don't know what part of florida you live in, but where I am it's quite cold right now.
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I don't understand why people like warm climates so much. If it's too cold then you can put on more layers, but if it's too hot you're just stuck with it. I'd rather be cold for a couple months a year than sweat like a pig all year round.
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Florida has it's share of crazy people and that doesn't just include old people it includes the young too. Too many assholes in one place will engender Florida Man BUT don't hate because if Florida people left to go to your state you would be shitting bricks!
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The weirdest news stories seem to come out of that state, if I ever move out of NY it won't be there.
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