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Post Reply THE DANGER OF BIG PINEAPPLE
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This is inspired by the recent post,'FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING'
I was both surprised and appalled by the number of people choosing to add pineapple as a topping. As a member of PPP (PROPER PIZZA PROTECTION) I am sure that many of the pro pineapple people had been propositioned or pressured into purported edorsing of the product.

We don't place pepperoni on your picnic parfaits so don't put pineapple on our pizza!

Wait, there are noises in the next room, I think they're talking in Hawaiian." Hey, you cant come in here and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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bronzefoot wrote:

We don't place pepperoni on your picnic parfaits so don't put pineapple on our pizza!




http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/elvis-inspired-peanut-butter-brunch-parfait-recipe.html

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bronzefoot wrote:

This is inspired by the recent post,'FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING'
I was both surprised and appalled by the number of people choosing to add pineapple as a topping. As a member of PPP (PROPER PIZZA PROTECTION) I am sure that many of the pro pineapple people had been propositioned or pressured into purported edorsing of the product.


After San Francisco officially ruined pizza by putting broccoli on it*, Hawaii was no longer to blame for pineapple.

(* - It's amazing, the amount of Inside Out geek references one can make in an average thread, and have nobody pick up on them. No wonder it didn't get that Oscar nomination. )
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Pineapple sucks as a pizza topping.

Pepperoni sucks as a pizza topping.

I am a heretic accepted by neither side.
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Aren't anchovies supposed to be worse
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Anchovies are bad, too. Anchovies, pineapples, and pepperoni are actually my three most hated toppings. They all suck equally.
Posted 2/12/16
Pineapple is good! Especially with buffalo chicken and melted blue cheese. I also dip my pizza on melted hot chocolate. Hell, I even put Mashed potato on my sandwich. Mmm so good!
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Pineapple is definitely one of my faves.
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I had to read that multiple times
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KarenAraragi wrote:

Pineapple is good! Especially with buffalo chicken and melted blue cheese. I also dip my pizza on melted hot chocolate. Hell, I even put Mashed potato on my sandwich. Mmm so good!


You are either a genius or certified psychotic. Or both.
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Posted 2/13/16 , edited 2/13/16
Potatoes in a sandwich can be good, but the potatoes must have a crispy crust. Otherwise, it's like eating bread with rice as a topping. It's disgusting. I hate everything.
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