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Post Reply You are teleported to a fantasy world with no humans. Who do you marry? (part 2)
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Posted 2/17/16
It's all about that cloud ass.
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Posted 2/17/16
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Posted 2/17/16
Cloud people sound like my kind of candidate
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Posted 2/18/16
Lol, no love for the mushroom people.
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Posted 2/18/16 , edited 2/18/16

jtjumper wrote:


Dyrnax wrote:

If they're as adorable and multipurpose as Suu, I'll take the slime ^^




Well, they're more shaped like molded jello, but can make pseudopods.



Mmm, then I guess it's a difficult choices between the Fairies and the slimes then.. decisions, decisions...

And definately no love the mushroom people, not after the crap they pulled in Dark Souls... *sniff*

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Posted 2/19/16

Dyrnax wrote:


jtjumper wrote:


Dyrnax wrote:

If they're as adorable and multipurpose as Suu, I'll take the slime ^^




Well, they're more shaped like molded jello, but can make pseudopods.



Mmm, then I guess it's a difficult choices between the Fairies and the slimes then.. decisions, decisions...

And definately no love the mushroom people, not after the crap they pulled in Dark Souls... *sniff*



Wow, mushroom people, that was entirely coincidental! Lol.
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Alone. Trying to imagine an attempt to have sex with any of them is haunting.
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Posted 2/19/16 , edited 2/19/16

aeb0717 wrote:

Alone. Trying to imagine an attempt to have sex with any of them is haunting.


If you're thinking about having sex with any of these, you're overthinking it. It's not that kind of question.
Posted 2/20/16 , edited 2/20/16

jtjumper wrote:

If you're thinking about having sex with any of these, you're overthinking it. It's not that kind of question.


No, I'm not overthinking it. I consider sex an integral aspect of marriage. I can't think of marriage without considering sex. We can argue about it, but it won't go anywhere. Besides, I chose your rock monster option. My reason is only a means to an end.
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Posted 2/20/16

aeb0717 wrote:


jtjumper wrote:

If you're thinking about having sex with any of these, you're overthinking it. It's not that kind of question.


No, I'm not overthinking it. I consider sex an integral aspect of marriage. I can't think of marriage without considering sex. We can argue about it, but it won't go anywhere. Besides, I chose your rock monster option. My reason is only a means to an end.


I didn't really intend this question to be serious, because yeah sex would really work with any of them. I guess my approach was to see it from a child's perspective, but if you want to take the question seriously, go right ahead. :)
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Posted 2/20/16
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jtjumper wrote:

I didn't really intend this question to be serious, because yeah sex would really work with any of them. I guess my approach was to see it from a child's perspective, but if you want to take the question seriously, go right ahead. :)


Of course I'll take it seriously; polls like this give me something to mull over when I'd otherwise grow numb while working. I came up with my answer while running conduit. lol
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Posted 2/20/16
Sex specifically might not be the important point, but marriage at least requires some kind of romantic/physical relationship, so the question of "which of these beings could I have sex with" is naturally relevant to which you'd marry. I mean, other than that, what's even the point of making them nonhuman?

I mean, okay, weird societies, but wouldn't human societies in a fantasy setting be weird enough if you let your imagination go on them? And if that's the point the relevant question would be which species you'd live among, without mentioning marriage.

So, with that in mind: mushroom people would be physically gross, maybe midget fungus people are entertaining and cute in a freakshow way but they'd still be pretty nope. Fairies are too small to physically interact with, I mean even holding hands is difficult/impossible or at least ruined compared to holding hands with a human-sized partner. Cloud people can't be touched, rock monsters are a dressed up "none of the above" option anyway.

By process of elimination, plus all the other reasons slime girls are great (Suu a best), I'd marry a slime.
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Posted 2/20/16


Part 1 has lamias, just sayin
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Posted 2/20/16
Slimes seem to be the only ones that are on this list. I liked part 1 but there were too many to choose from for me to make the best decision
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