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Post Reply So what are your special abilities?
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Chiezo1095 wrote:

I always seem to attract customers, for example: I go into a seemingly empty restaurant then in comes the horde



They should hire you as a mascot
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I can't boil an egg. I break every scientific law doing it.
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I know how to bake
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I can fall asleep in any vehicle practically instantly.

I also wake up at every stop on public transport for a little while.
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Dodebebop wrote:

I have the ability to be ignored when giving good advice


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My list of (not so) special abilities. Think of them as perks for an RPG character:

-Gunslinger. I'm very accurate with pistols within 30 yards. 50 yards reasonably accurate. Also good with rifles, but I'm more proficient with pistols.

-Grappler. I've wrestled in high school and expanded my skills with mixed martial arts. I'm good at boxing, okay at Muay Thai, and know basic Brazilian jiu jitsu.

-Showboat. I love to perform in front of people, whether it's making a speech, karaoke or dancing. I've been told I'm a very charismatic individual, so I believe in it!

Those are probably my strongest abilities.
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Sleep.
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When choosing a line at the cash out area (grocery store, bank, etc) I can pick the 1 lane that will last the longest;

When seated in a theater I can predetermine and select within 2-3 seats or 1 row either front or back that which will contain the nagging cougher and/or the candy wrapper noise maker who usually times any activity extracting morsels during climax of plot (assuming there is 1);

When driving in rush hour I can pick the longest time waiting in line to get toll ticket / pay toll even if I'm 1 car back;

When driving alone out in the high desert or arid regions of the southwestern part of the US at 2 am I can always attract the only other car / pickup truck in the state whose brights are always on, follows 2-3 car lengths behind, and has a morbid fear of passing unless we're within 200' of an oncoming car in the opposite lane of a 2-lane road;

When cruising 15 mph over the legal speed limit out in no damn where (western Nebraska) on a 2-lane road 40 miles from the nearest town I can attract the 1 state patrol helicopter coming back from a public service community outing..........and get a speeding ticket;

When semi-rig driving a mountainous 2-lane road that's been in existence since 1928 and not over gross legal weight I can attract every curious law enforcement officer who wonders why I'm not on the Interstate;

When parked at a public event I can find that 1 parking spot which will have either the longest lasting tailgate party complete with lingering alcoholics next to my car or the most broke down accident prone vehicle stalled in front of the only direction I can go to get out;

aging.




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Posted 2/20/16

gsm642 wrote:

I have natural invisibility its actually so strong it could be considered a super power. I am basically ignored and just don't register to people that I exist. Which makes it frustrating when trying to date I get forgotten about a day or so later


You'd make a great assassin.
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i can hock a loogie the size of a quarter thank you cystic fibrosis
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Rehabbing animals.
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The B-dash
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28 / M / Near a peach tree.
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Welding! now give me some 7018 AC rods and then I'll be happy.
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Being able to order alcohol without being carded. I guess I look my age now. qq
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I am an expert cooking
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