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Posted 2/21/16
most of mine are trying to explain stuff, like an anime, I'll completely forget the title of an anime yet I can recall details and stuff. usually the name comes to me a few mins later but its kinda annoying
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Talking very loud with my mom when we're at the supermarket, she talks even louder, almost screaming, when we are disagreeing and the things we talk about are always personal so of course we wouldn't want others to hear our conversation but I only realize it when I see others looking our way and then I'm like "shhh mom, they're hearing everything " and then we both calm down.

Driving and missing my exit because my brain was who knows where. Happened many times lol

Telling something to someone and not remembering what I told them. I may talk about something and they're like "but you said this and that" and I'm here like "did I say that?" or "when did I tell you that? "
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forgetting that there was people around and farting
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Posted 2/21/16
When purchasing stuff, I only buy for myself. Then, I look at my brother and I was like, "oh, you want one?"

If it is a food, I'll just realize it when I have eaten halfway already. Anything else, I'll be like, "I thought you don't want it / you got it."
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Posted 2/21/16
I've put spoons or knives in the bin sometimes without thinking. I've also put things in the fridge like biscuits or even plates and cups.
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Posted 2/21/16
looking for my glasses when i was wearing them.
putting my glasses in the freezer.
trying to walk through door without opening them first.
doing 45 in a 35 zone.
leaving the crock pot on during a 3 day trip.
forgetting to turn off the stove.
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Posted 2/21/16

nemoskull wrote:

looking for my glasses when i was wearing them.
putting my glasses in the freezer.
trying to walk through door without opening them first.
doing 45 in a 35 zone.
leaving the crock pot on during a 3 day trip.
forgetting to turn off the stove.


Yikes, those last 2 sound pretty dangerous.
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Posted 2/21/16

stars201 wrote:

- pushing a pull door even though there is a sign that CLEARLY states pull


I'm known to do that a lot. I'll even repeatedly push or even shoulder that door until someone pushes it from the other side.
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Posted 2/22/16
One time, the power went out in my apartment building during a storm. I made my way to my room to look for a flashlight. Upon arrival, I remarked, "Man it's dark in here," before attempting to turn on the lights. The power had literally gone out a minute before then and I had already forgotten. I'm still laughing about it.
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29 / F / Toronto, Canada
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Posted 2/22/16 , edited 2/22/16
I remember as a kid, for some reason after talking to my mother and one of her friends, I gave said friend a kiss on the lips. To this day I have no idea why, my brain just short circuited. Then I got the hell out of there. We've never spoken about it.
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8500 / F / Apollo...
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Posted 2/22/16

GrateSaiyaman wrote:

Putting milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge . . . Once it took me a few hours to find my mistake.



Weird question: did the milk fester up and curdle in the cupboard?
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35 / M / Barnegat Light, NJ
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Posted 2/22/16
i compared my friend and her child to la pieta when i meant to say la madonna. in the group i was in, only two people got that i messed up. but man that's a terrible screw up!
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Posted 2/22/16
Recently I place a freshly made cup of coffee in the fridge & almost delivered a bottle of milk to my mum instead.
Also I get there try to type a simple 3-4 letter word & making spellings errors 4-5 times in a row only to resort to using a spell checker to fix a very simple & every day use word.
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21 / M / Florida
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Posted 2/22/16

that always happens when a hot girl gets near me.
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Posted 2/22/16

anikevin wrote:


that always happens when a hot girl gets near me.


hmmm... so what happens?
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