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Posted 2/22/16 , edited 2/22/16

1stladyent wrote:


anikevin wrote:


that always happens when a hot girl gets near me.


hmmm... so what happens?


My words get all mixed up.
Can't control my face expressions.
In other words, I end up acting awkward.
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Posted 2/22/16
I was carrying my cat (who was a kitten at the time) while also holding a bag of cookies, I went to the cupboard to put the cookies back but put my kitten in there and put the bag of cookies on the ground instead lmao.
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Posted 2/23/16 , edited 2/23/16

1stladyent wrote:


GrateSaiyaman wrote:

Putting milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge . . . Once it took me a few hours to find my mistake.



Weird question: did the milk fester up and curdle in the cupboard?


No . . . like I said it only took me a few hours to figure out what I had done.... it was just warm... Good thing I wasn't drinking that night..... THEN it might have gotten curdly and stuff...

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Posted 2/23/16
Pouring hot water in the sugar container and throwing my coffee (without the water) in the sink. I don't know I think I was trying to clean up while trying to make coffee.
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Posted 2/23/16

Teruppin wrote:

Pouring hot water in the sugar container and throwing my coffee (without the water) in the sink. I don't know I think I was trying to clean up while trying to make coffee.


OMG,I've done that as well!
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Posted 2/23/16
TGI Fridays;

Me - "I'd like the sirloin steak please"
Waiter - "Alright, and how would you like that cooked?"
Me - "yes"
Waiter -
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Posted 2/23/16 , edited 2/23/16
I threw my socks in the toilet once.
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Posted 2/23/16 , edited 2/23/16
Looking for like a pen or something and then I check in the fridge.
The numerous times a day when I ask what's for dinner when I already know or have already eaten dinner.
When I walk into a room and go "Why did I come in here again".
Any time I stare into space for a long time just totally checked out with nobody home upstairs.
When I get in the shower I get tired, sit down, and do nothing for like 5 minutes.
Or sometimes when I'm writing a forum p
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Posted 2/23/16
stuck a scissor into the toaster. some reason i thought it would be cool and nothing would happen.

next morning, my siblings were complaining that the toaster didn't work anymore.

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Posted 2/23/16


Yeah, that doesn't sound like a brain fart to me LMAO that's more like brain damage
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Posted 2/23/16
- Baked a frozen Pizza in the oven late at night because I had the munchies. Passed out and woke up to a black Pizza. Pizza looked like this.



- Boiled eggs and noodles in separate pots and forgot I was cooking anything until the smoke alarm went off.

- Had my hands full carrying something into the house. Left keys in door. Woke up in the morning looking for my keys pissed off. I was late for work only to find them still hanging from the lock outside.

- Went to work on a holiday, wondered why traffic was so light. Finally got to work wondering where everyone was at. Seen another coworker aimlessly wandering around. After 20 minutes we finally realized it was a holiday and shamefully exited the building.





Posted 2/24/16
Happens to me all the time. Always remember, go back to the place where you first had the information you were trying to remember.
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Posted 2/24/16
Sometimes I'll talk to someone and forget what I'm talking about. Then there's a nice, long awkward pause.
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Posted 2/24/16
I forgot why i'm here...

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