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Life Happened. Choose Your New Criminal Leadership Career Path?
Posted 2/22/16
I choose dictator because a dictator isn't a criminal and can potentially help people while the others can't really do that.
Dyrnax 
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Posted 2/23/16

bemused_Bohemian wrote:

Pimp master........open a pet store.

4-legged versus 2-legged? Depends upon negotiable leasing terms between plaintiff and defendant, how much dough the doughnut machine can accommodate in the unfortunate event law enforcement appears before their appointed times. Coffee, tea or thee.....best contract to let TBD. Feeding schedule(s) shall be OSHA, EPA, SPCA compliant using state of Nevada mandates as a precedent.

Hidden cameras contingent upon demand of client needs and ability to pay should unforeseen disputes arise re goods and services performed. Lawyerese intent, triple-threat, doublespeak advisor: Better Call Saul PRN (as needed). Rates payable contingent upon types of services rendered. This is an equal opportunity facility open to all comers, foreign and domestic.

Bring legal tender.

Welcome.


This is far too amazingly planned. Is this your legit plan B?
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Posted 2/23/16
A dictator is my dream job
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Posted 5/26/16
Cult leader, I mean who wouldn't want to bring the UK government to ruins for fun?
Posted 5/27/16
Mob boss all the way.
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Posted 29 days ago
Closed because OP nuked.
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