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First Thing You Thought Of When You Woke Up This Morning
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Pain (just had surgery on my broken arm)
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41 / M / USA
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Tea/Coffee like always.
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29 / F / USA
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"I really don't want to get out of bed and go to work."
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28 / F / SC
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why
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Masturbate
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21 / F / You don't need to...
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Going to take a leak.
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My house
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"I wonder what I'm going to be doing in geography?" was my first thought pretty sad my next thought was "what the hell is going to happen on erased next week!?"
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19 / F / Everywhere
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My eyes feel really heavy. I should get more sleep. BUT I CAN'T
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FML
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M / Australia
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Probably a cross between " dam it i need more sleep" or "shut the fuck up you stupid fucking dog!" or "i need a shit" but also i need to fix my screen door at the side of my house so i was thinking about that also.
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27 / M / UK
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I woke up a bit earlier than normal, so it was something along the lines of:
"I need to get up for work. What time is it? I'm awake but the alarm hasn't gone off yet. I should check the time, but that'd mean sitting up. The alarms going to off now anyway. I'm sure any second now it'll ring. No point trying to sleep again. It's definitely going to ring now..."

And then about an hour later:

zzzzZZZZzzzzz...
*BBRRRRIIIINNNNG!!!!!*
BLLAAAHHH! KILL THEM ALL!! Eh?! Oh. Work...
Posted 2/26/16
MONSTER
GIRL
TITTY
ALL
DAY
EVERYDAY
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Do I really have to get outta bed
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Agh! my whole body is in pain, this is the shittiest day ever

Canadian Cold, Hangover from cough medicine (intolerant to alcohol, even a little), runny nose, fever, and my wrist and head ache
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How will I get rid of this morning wood without bringing dishoner to my famry and making god cry.

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