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Weeabos/Japanophiles and Society
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Posted 7/7/07

azrael910 wrote:


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The last words of the latter Japanophiles are usually "Megatokyo lied to me..."


I actually lol'd at that.


Dam lol now I'm curious. Whats Megatoyko? An anime? I gotta go see whats that about lol
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The Curious (Mating Habits of the) Wapanese

"While most Wapanese maintain that they will only settle for a real-live Japanese, most of them invariably end up settling for another Wapanese. The pair will go about collecting all sorts of little Japanese trinkets together, watching Naruto and Battle Royale endlessly together and making statements like, "Isn't it kawaii how they loved eachother so much they jiatsu'd off the cliff together desu ka?" while secrectly wishing they'd actually found a Japanese person, or at least an Azn.

A lucky few Wapanese will manage to find an Azn who is in self-denial and chooses to be oblivious to the Wapanese's obvious fetish for a culture that the azn has nothing to do with, and may even pretend to be Japanese themselves despite being Korean or Chinese. Usually this azn is a BBW and has low self esteem or aspergers, but, this matters little to the Wapanese, who is just happy to have some Oriental poon to lick. Fewer still are the Wapanese who manage to find and not alienate a Japanese with their overwhelming misunderstanding fanboyism of Japanese culture. These lucky few are usually so giddy that they are actually getting to hold the hand of a Japanese person that they fail to realize that their Japanese girl/boyfriend is only in it for the greencard and has few feelings other than embarassed disdain for them.

While this latter Wapanese thinks themselves to be l33t, is no longer talking to their American friends, and is planning on moving to rural Japan with their beloved to live on a farm like a Hayao Miyazaki film, buy a Nissan Skyline GTR and raise a whole litter of hapa children, their Japanese spouse is counting the days until they're a naturalized citizen and can divorce without the threat of being deported like a Mexican so that they can take their time dating and finding an American they actually like.
Most true weaboos however settle for a lifelong relationship with Osaka from Azumanga Daioh and a lonely life of masturbation."
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Posted 7/7/07

happyxix wrote:


azrael910 wrote:


gto734 wrote:

The last words of the latter Japanophiles are usually "Megatokyo lied to me..."


I actually lol'd at that.


Dam lol now I'm curious. Whats Megatoyko? An anime? I gotta go see whats that about lol


It's a webcomic. Personally, I like it, but it does glamorize the whole "westerner living in japan" thing. Essentially, two nerdy american's fly to tokyo and start living the anime nerd's dream (complete with being surrounded by beautiful women). It has a quirky sense of humor and a heavy amount of drama/romance. It's pretty obvious it's the fantasy of the guy who writes it (a fat pasty american anime nerd).

http://www.megatokyo.com/
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Posted 7/7/07
^Can't tell if it's interesting just by having a quick look, but it's drawn pretty nicely.
Posted 7/18/09 , edited 7/18/09
Better structured thread here
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-376381/japanophiles/

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