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What if everything you said was literal?
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Have fun with it.
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Guess I can't say "I love you" anymore.
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My grandma would be the sluttiest woman in the world.

Sorry grandma.
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Seacactus wrote:

My grandma would be the sluttiest woman in the world.

Sorry grandma.


What?
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My sarcasm will eventually do me in
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Guess I can't say "I love you" anymore. :(


HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN



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There's going to be a lot of fucking.
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Now that's just depressing
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28 / F / SC
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hold on let me go write out my will first...
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"The sky is falling"
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23 / M / Britain
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"And that's the third apocalyptic event which has transpired this morning"
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World Wat three would have already started
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Guess I can't say "I love you" anymore. :(

You have my pity.

I tell my wife and daughters I love them every day, and mean it.
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Well there wouldn't be a lot of people left in the world.
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