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Don't get me started on the shit that would happen.
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Posted 2/25/16

PrinceJudar wrote:



There's going to be a lot of fucking.


I hope you have the endurance as for me...I donna guess I'd get into a lot more fist fights then I normally do.
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Well... at least the prisons are nice here.

And there would be a lot of fucking among my friends... lovely.
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Well. Everyone will be having sex with their mother...

Fecal matter will be everywhere...

Himmeldonnerwetter (literal translation is Heaven thunder weather... I see a storm?) - A cuss phrase in German

Damnation will be going wild.

For the British, there will be blood everywhere...

All in all a funnier world, no?
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Posted 2/25/16

PrinceJudar wrote:



There's going to be a lot of fucking.


^This.
There would also be a steep incline in the number of prostitutes and beastiality cases.
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Posted 2/25/16
Put some muscle into it.
Choke the chicken.
Slap the sausage.
Beat your meat.
Toot your horn.
Fiddle your bits.
Eat shit.
Go die in a fire.
Go jump of a cliff.
Kill two birds with one stone.
Beat him half to death.
You can shove that up your ass.

There are so many good ones...

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"I am literally being so literal right now"
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Wikipedia = The internet's brain
Google = The internet's eyes
Youtube = The internet's voice
4chan = The internet's anus
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i mean what i say anyway.

i'd just have to stop swearing and kidding around.

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