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mrlovebringer wrote:

Which do you use? I use Scott's because it is cheap and the only brand that wipes me raw


Why, look! It's a new poster, to add to our urbane conversation!

(And you're not supposed to wipe yourself "raw"--You're supposed to wet it down with Witch-hazel, if you don't want to end up with hemorrhoids like an old grandpa.)
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thats too much work son
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Which one has the bear commercials? I use that one
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Sogno- wrote:



thats too much work son


And at this moment, the avatar's true reason came to light.
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I use my right hand, as I'm left handed, and that would cause issues.
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Or you can just let it dry and flake off. No TP needed.
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Sea Shells... (I just learned about this).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco
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Scott's or Charmin, otherwise it is what ever is available (generic single ply)
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Jackalope82 wrote:

Scott's or Charmin, otherwise it is what ever is available (generic single ply)


What about sea shells? What if that's all that was available?
Posted 3/8/16


Do u even wipe bro
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stars201 wrote:


Do u even wipe bro



You never watched the Demolition Man? It’s part of a joke that in the future in the movie that people have moved on from toilet paper and instead used three shells.

Here’s a link to that scene in the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco
And yes I obviously wipe I prefer Scott as my house has old pipes and Scott is known to dissolved quickly.
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Charmin

Doesn't tear easily like the cheap brands
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Cottonelle. Ridges are awesome.
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Akage-chan wrote:

Cottonelle. Ridges are awesome.


If you like ridges.... The sea shells have rigid ridges that you should find.... awesome....
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