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Nasirei wrote:

So America's worth is measured by a penis size... How interesting are these American creatures....


Then again, there's the old joke, "Mine's 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule."

Seriously, the Lil'-Trumpy thing in the press was just blowing up a liven-up-the-crowd joke--in lieu of actually discussing issues or his record-is more just shorthand for ridiculing his level of discourse, his pimping the Crazy Cult of Personality card, and playing up the Unprofessionalism angle, i.e.. "What would have happened if Howard Stern really HAD run for governor of NY?"

Now, if you want SERIOUS Trump issues, there's his latest response to the Pentagon saying "Uh, waterboarding would be illegal...", in which he's gone on the latest campaign to say "We need to loosen regulations, to make our laws stronger against the terrorist threat!"
Like, for a start, legalizing waterboarding so he can use it. Sort of like his asking that we loosen 1st-Amendment libel laws that prevent him from suing more people who say bad things about him.
Now that's how the H-word stuff officially starts, the rest is just quick and easy parody.
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arcanasoulz wrote:

why is this a thing ._.


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I'm not American, i don't really care.... But please choose your president by ideas not by a penis!
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Nice to see the election for the world's most powerful office is being boiled down to a literal dick measuring contest
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Voc666IV wrote:
being boiled down to a literal dick measuring contest
you know they are dicking around

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Freddy96NO wrote:


Voc666IV wrote:
being boiled down to a literal dick measuring contest
you know they are dicking around



I’m waiting for Trump to use the line against Clinton.

And Clinton "wins"
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And Clinton "wins"
Clinton could only win if using something rock hard and something more majestic then trump.



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If penis size was important to being President, dickless Obama would never have been elected.
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Freddy96NO wrote:


Voc666IV wrote:
And Clinton "wins"
Clinton could only win if using something rock hard and something more majestic then trump.





such innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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stars201 wrote:

You disgust me
I lold.

:)
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I'm sure his penis is much bigger than mine.
Posted 3/6/16

Nasirei wrote:

I'm not American, i don't really care.... But please choose your president by ideas not by a penis!


*Crying manly tears* You don't understand... WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN!
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Nalaniel wrote:

I'm sure his penis is much bigger than mine.




I would hope so.
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LightningDragonSlayerLaxus wrote:


Nasirei wrote:

I'm not American, i don't really care.... But please choose your president by ideas not by a penis!


*Crying manly tears* You don't understand... WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN!


A MAN'S WORTH IS NOT MEASURED BY A PENIS LAXUSS.... YOU NEED TO LEARN THAT *eating brownies*
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