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*attending my own funeral as John Johnson. "one love 2016".
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I told you I was sick
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poor HuastecoOtaku was unable to take the flowers off after the roots dug in,
if only he took that hat off, but it is to late now


I CALL DIBS ON HIS STUFF



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Posted 3/10/16 , edited 3/10/16
"Here lies HuastecoBrotaku" "He died from the kawaii-ness of his crunchyroll profile pic." "RIP in pieces HuastecoBrotaku"


EDIT: F#CK.

Okay rip in pieces TJ you stole my memes you're dead kiddo



v 0/10 needs more memes

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Posted 3/10/16
"[ Your username, age, and place of birth (cause you know- you might be a different person by the time this is posted). ]
Died at 3 A.M. March 10th, 2288. From injuries sustained by a robotic/alien hybrid by the name of Fred McPiegoodz, during what seemed like a mating ritual dance gone terribly wrong.

[Above user] was a thoughtful person. Always stealing twice as many Oreos so that the other Oreos in their iron grip of fixation weren't ever lonely. A prominent volunteer for shipping illegal narcotics, into the homes of those in need. Most especially, 4,000 year old Grandma Junkers. In whom would still be alive today, if Above User had not passed so soon. Depriving her of her needs.

We take a moment in our lives to remember what a unique human being Above User was- and is; if you believe in the Hokey-Pokey, realm of the Disco Spectre. That allows all souls, up to an hour a day, place our underwear in inconvenient places. To which we shake our fist in the air, and softly, but sweetly have the house blessed to get yo ass outta herrr.

Above User was survived by a pile of manga, too many pizza boxes to make up sin for, lots of porn, tons of stolen property, Grandma Junkers stash, cause that betch don't pay what she owe, and last but not least; my heart...

For what is a person if not the grand spectacle of the essence of life? The mark, notched into the Earth, by the sound of their everlasting voice. The astounding strides they took when they reached down to scratch their faultless, absolute butt-crack.

Services will be held 3 P.M. Monday; March 14th, 2288.
Please bring your own snacks. We broke af."
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This part of the post applies to TotalQuirk.

Here lies the dank grave of TotalQuirkiness, who died due to a meme overdose. She scoured through messageboards such as 4chan for the dankest of memes, all the while ignoring click-bait posts and agressive trolls commonplace. She consistently posted Pepe the Frog and Lenny Face memes while sipping on a freshly made cup of Maruchan ramen. Alas, poor lad, she met her untimely end at the blantant overuse of the Pacha meme. Her last words uttered were, "When the meme kills you just right."

This part applies to ZiongaCrux.

ZiongaCrux met his untimely end by pushing beyond his limits in the quality of the literature he writes. He absorbs the world and his experiences with it through his five senses: seeing, smelling, tasting, hearing & touching, and applies them into his work. He dedicates himself to produce stories with groundbreaking plots and well-developed characters. Sadly, he was blinded by his urges to reach the top and pushed himself to be the very best (like no one ever was). This led to the cause of his death.
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Alas, we must now bid farewell to EatsRainbows. Our dear friend leaves us with more questions than answers as we puzzle over the means of his untimely demise: choking on a rainbow. It is a sad day for humankind, and ER leaves behind a waifu and 61,599 mourning Crunchyroll points that are surely scrambling for answers in these difficult times. ER was a member of the No Life Club and Nein Lives, to whom we extend our tenderest condolences.
Posted 3/10/16

omg I'm dead. xD


Anyway we gather here today because 'somebody' couldn't stay the hell alive.
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Posted 3/11/16
ZiggyPlayedGuitar passionately for all the world to hear. Unfortunately the Guitar played Ziggy, which led to her demise.
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Posted 3/11/16
Baka News. Somewhere probably in 'Murica. 1stladent is found in a kawaii convention, she's so kawaii she can help it. She wins.
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Posted 3/15/16
Here lays Nasirei.
She choked an a piece of lettuce and died.
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Posted 3/15/16
here lays Huastecootaku

im here for the free food
im sure he was a good guy
sorry i hit him with my car
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Posted 3/15/16
Friends, Family, and other loved ones Today we here to mourn the passing of TJlimber, a trainer of lolis, a dedicated daycare worker, and all around decent fellow he will be missed by somebody surely..no one..awkward...
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Ranwolf
He was too cool for school
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Arizona Baka News.

Huasteco is found in a rather nice flower shop. Our informers tells us he likes bees and sings along with them He is also very mexican and enjoys all food and traditions. He seems to talk to Nasirei in a rather interesting made-up language called Spanglish, a combination of two spicy worlds (like chile), Spanish and English on Crunchyroll's GB.

Here is Huasteco, that mexican guy
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