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Let's move away from Florida Man and onto people you personally know that does weird stuff

(unless you know Florida Man)


I was on my computer tonight when my wife walked in, said hi, then threw an 1-inch wad of tissue paper at me before turning to go in the bedroom.

She thought that because my desk is a disaster that I wouldn't notice but the wad was RIGHT THERE on the desk.

"WHY DID YOU THROW TRASH AT ME?" I asked

"NO I DIDN'T" she said

"YES YOU DID" why she wouldn't admit it?

"NO I DID NOT" she said



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Also why did you scream at your wife over trash lmao
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Hmm i guess i know people that do weird shit as far as not what most "normal" people do.
Like believe in magic or just live a strange lifestyle like when they sleep or how they act.
Smoke ice?
Talk to and kiss their pets?
talk to pokie machines?
Tie a shoe lace around themself when they watch porn.....(information that i didn't need to know).
etc

But people think iam werird also for anything from anime to hentai to staying up late to types of porn i may have to drinking on a weekday or by myself, etc

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nanikore2 wrote:

Let's move away from Florida Man and onto people you personally know that does weird stuff

(unless you know Florida Man)


I was on my computer tonight when my wife walked in, said hi, then threw an 1-inch wad of tissue paper at me before turning to go in the bedroom.

She thought that because my desk is a disaster that I wouldn't notice but the wad was RIGHT THERE on the desk.

"WHY DID YOU THROW TRASH AT ME?" I asked

"NO I DIDN'T" she said

"YES YOU DID" why she wouldn't admit it?

"NO I DID NOT" she said





I'm so sorry your wife did that bro. If you need someone to talk to about it, I'm here, I just can't believe this...

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Also why did you scream at your wife over trash lmao


She was over in the master bedroom's bathroom kinda far away so I had to raise my voice a bit
Posted 3/10/16

nanikore2 wrote:


TotalQuirk wrote:

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Also why did you scream at your wife over trash lmao


She was over in the master bedroom's bathroom kinda far away so I had to raise my voice a bit


Ahhh ok.

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Bad news OP, your wife doesn't love you.
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nanikore2 wrote:

Let's move away from Florida Man and onto people you personally know that does weird stuff

(unless you know Florida Man)


I was on my computer tonight when my wife walked in, said hi, then threw an 1-inch wad of tissue paper at me before turning to go in the bedroom.

She thought that because my desk is a disaster that I wouldn't notice but the wad was RIGHT THERE on the desk.

"WHY DID YOU THROW TRASH AT ME?" I asked

"NO I DIDN'T" she said

"YES YOU DID" why she wouldn't admit it?

"NO I DID NOT" she said





Maybe she thinks you spend tool long talking to people online instead of talking too her
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Ok... So I have these relatives. They are twin brothers. They are in college. Sometimes when they come home to visit... They sleep together in the same bed...

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Posted 3/10/16 , edited 3/10/16

Sir_jamesalot wrote:

Bad news OP, your wife doesn't love you.


I think it's quite the contrary, the things people in a relationship do with each other tend to make outsiders think that they are each other's worst enemy.
In truth, they're probably besties.

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Sir_jamesalot wrote:

Bad news OP, your wife doesn't love you.


I think it's quite the contrary, the things people in a relationship do with each other tend to make outsiders think that they are each other's worst enemy.
In truth, they're probably besties.



My bestie was an ass.
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nanikore2 wrote:

Let's move away from Florida Man and onto people you personally know that does weird stuff

(unless you know Florida Man)


I was on my computer tonight when my wife walked in, said hi, then threw an 1-inch wad of tissue paper at me before turning to go in the bedroom.

She thought that because my desk is a disaster that I wouldn't notice but the wad was RIGHT THERE on the desk.

"WHY DID YOU THROW TRASH AT ME?" I asked

"NO I DIDN'T" she said

"YES YOU DID" why she wouldn't admit it?

"NO I DID NOT" she said

Has your wife ever bit you hard enough to draw blood, with vampire fangs glued in?

I had to take the electric dog collar away from my wife. She was having too much fun wearing it.

Have you ever had and argument while playing D&D that turned into a fight with real swords and maces?

Ever set yourself on fire, as a practical joke?


Throwing a piece of paper does not even touch weird

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Posted 3/11/16 , edited 3/11/16

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I had to take the electric dog collar away from my wife. She was having too much fun wearing it.



I don't post a lot of reaction images, but this warants one...


That said, I can probably name a few things myself, but since they're not really appropriate for here I shall refrain.
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Dariamus wrote:

I had to take the electric dog collar away from my wife. She was having too much fun wearing it.


I don't post a lot of reaction images, but this warants one...


That said, I can probably name a few things myself, but since they're not really appropriate for here I shall refrain.


To quote another user's words: "that's hot"
Posted 3/11/16
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