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uh.. well just yesterday there was a lady in the lecture that asked

"how do men get raped?"

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So a few years back I was at the Skokie station on the CTA Yellow Line waiting for the Howard bound train to pull in. After the train pulls in and we all board this girl around my age or older goes into the train and asks if this train goes to Howard. The smaller platform signs say "to Howard", another sign says "Howard board here", the train destination sign says Howard. Then the route map in the train shows Skokie and Howard. Did I mention the station entrance and the platform signs we're in say Skokie?


I wanted to say the train goes to 54/Cermak.
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I can't even say it right. They where real human words but the way they fit together was mind shattering, like my brain was desperately trying to understand the simplicity of what he was saying but the unique wording and well timed delivery of it was completely random but actually contributed to the conversation.

It was a life changing experience, like I just held a conversation with either a visionary genious or the lowest baser form of fool.

If I where to have to describe him in a single phrase it would be Miracle Baby. I will never forget what he said even if my mind cannot fully comprehind it as to articulate its linguistic structure. Simply amazing. Was it truely stupid?
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The masses of people these days who say they're for freedom of speech but seek to censor or restrict anything offensive.
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Supporters of politicians
Followers of religion
Rap music
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Lifthrasir wrote:

uh.. well just yesterday there was a lady in the lecture that asked

"how do men get raped?"



Tbh..i always wondered that myself. Unless its GuyxGuy.. Haha
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"It doesn't matter how you try and explain something. If it's made up then it's made up."

In this case "made up" refers to something the person decided was made up without any actual ground saying so.


Tinamarie101 wrote:


Lifthrasir wrote:

uh.. well just yesterday there was a lady in the lecture that asked

"how do men get raped?"



Tbh..i always wondered that myself. Unless its GuyxGuy.. Haha


When I worked at Krispy Kreme there was this one woman who was basically a blob of fat, plus really ugly, that thought she was "cute". If she forced herself onto any male, it would be rape. No guy in their right mind would want that, desperate or not.
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"Math doesn't work in real life."
"What do you recommend to sedate a fish?"
"A month is less than two weeks."
"Gimme some Sudafed, I have this nasty cough."
"But there are 32 days in February."

Work retail. You will hear loooots of stupid things.
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Tinamarie101 wrote:


Lifthrasir wrote:

uh.. well just yesterday there was a lady in the lecture that asked

"how do men get raped?"



Tbh..i always wondered that myself. Unless its GuyxGuy.. Haha


Have a friend whose friend's crazy ex did it to him. She had several rape convictions in Britain and came to the US. She was also convicted for this one but didn't go to jail because she was pregnant, so they put her on probation instead or something.

Basically, he tried to get a restraining order on her but nobody would do anything. So he kicked her out of his apartment after breaking up with her. She was a psychotic, cruel lunatic. She broke in a few months later, hid inside, waited, and tied his hands and feet to the bed while he was sleeping. Removed his clothes with scissors and sodomized him so badly with a large dildo that he couldn't walk the next day. Also burned him with an iron while doing that, used a knife to carve "THIS HAIRY A**HOLE BELONGS TO ME" on his stomach, and punched him and bruised him in several places.

I had the same question as you guys before I heard about this. Of course, I always had a lingering suspicion that using objects was their method, but here's some light.
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someone telling me to stop smoking like i give a fuck
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Morbidhanson wrote:


Tinamarie101 wrote:


Lifthrasir wrote:

uh.. well just yesterday there was a lady in the lecture that asked

"how do men get raped?"



Tbh..i always wondered that myself. Unless its GuyxGuy.. Haha


Have a friend whose friend's crazy ex did it to him. She had several rape convictions in Britain and came to the US. She was also convicted for this one but didn't go to jail because she was pregnant, so they put her on probation instead or something.

Basically, he tried to get a restraining order on her but nobody would do anything. So he kicked her out of his apartment after breaking up with her. She was a psychotic, cruel lunatic. She broke in a few months later, hid inside, waited, and tied his hands and feet to the bed while he was sleeping. Removed his clothes with scissors and sodomized him so badly with a large dildo that he couldn't walk the next day. Also burned him with an iron while doing that, used a knife to carve "THIS HAIRY A**HOLE BELONGS TO ME" on his stomach, and punched him and bruised him in several places.

I had the same question as you guys before I heard about this. Of course, I always had a lingering suspicion that using objects was their method, but here's some light.



damn, she ever go to jail after that? thats crazy i guess its always possible if the females bigger than the dude or crazed like that chick
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selenetiana wrote:

"It doesn't matter how you try and explain something. If it's made up then it's made up."

In this case "made up" refers to something the person decided was made up without any actual ground saying so.


Tinamarie101 wrote:


Lifthrasir wrote:

uh.. well just yesterday there was a lady in the lecture that asked

"how do men get raped?"



Tbh..i always wondered that myself. Unless its GuyxGuy.. Haha


When I worked at Krispy Kreme there was this one woman who was basically a blob of fat, plus really ugly, that thought she was "cute". If she forced herself onto any male, it would be rape. No guy in their right mind would want that, desperate or not.


lmao well i guess in that case yea that can be rape xD
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Tinamarie101 wrote:


damn, she ever go to jail after that? thats crazy i guess its always possible if the females bigger than the dude or crazed like that chick


The messed up part is she didn't go to jail for that. She went for a different offense after she had the baby. And we have people complaining about nonexistent rape culture and how unfair the law is to women specifically. Nobody believes male rape victims.

He was obviously quite down about it for some time and took up kickboxing as a new hobby to deal with it.
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Tinamarie101 wrote:


damn, she ever go to jail after that? thats crazy i guess its always possible if the females bigger than the dude or crazed like that chick


The messed up part is she didn't go to jail for that. She went for a different offense after she had the baby. And we have people complaining about nonexistent rape culture and how unfair the law is to women specifically. Nobody believes male rape victims.

He was obviously quite down about it for some time and took up kickboxing as a new hobby to deal with it.


but if a guy is tied down of course its very well possible. as fucked up it sounds i even saw something like that happening on some show or movie my mom was watching.
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Can't pick just one so here's my top 3

That women of first world countries are treated as bad as women from third world countries. "from feminists to be fair they were self proclaimed not from any group that I know of "

I'm a race traitor for being conservative "from students when I was in college"

It's ok to ban anything that is offensive to people. "from sjw's that give real sjw a bad name"

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