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Posted 3/12/16 , edited 3/12/16

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Once, in the middle of class, this girl walked up to me randomly, and she asked me if I knew what "racist" meant.

I told her it meant "someone who discriminates against someone for their race?", confused as hell.

And she said "WRONG. It means someone who is mean to black people!" and walked away from me to go giggle with her friends like it was somehow the smartest thing she had ever said in her life.


That happened to me so much in school. One of my teachers told my sister the human eye can only see things within a mile. That moon and sun must only be a mile away.
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To be honest I can´t even remember what was the stupidest thing I´ve ever heard but I do remember what was the stupid thing that pissed me off the most.

I was in an anime forum a very long time ago and a random guy, clearly a Sword Art Online fanboy posted a certain picture. It had a comparison between two characters: Kirito and Guts from Berserk. For those who don´t know what Berserk is, Guts the protagonist is known as the Black Swordsman just like Kirito, but the thing is, the manga for Berserk has been around since 1988, it had an anime adaptation in 1997 and that anime was later remade into 3 movies some years ago. The first novel of SAO was published in 2009. And this little ignorant stupid kid said that Guts was a ripoff of Kirito. Never in my life have I wanted to punch someone so hard than that idiot.

I´m not against SAO at all, many people like it and that´s perfect, but insulting Guts, one of the most badass characters of all time by saying he is copying Kirito is unforgivable
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Fox News... Fair and Balanced
The Earth is not round
Trump 2016
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I need to start a work diary for this.
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I don't understand
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Not joking in the slightest "Paying Rent is a waste of money, you pay it only to have to pay it again next month" -my now EX Roommate.

I have many, many more but that one is the only one that currently comes to mind.


Tinamarie101 wrote:


Lifthrasir wrote:

uh.. well just yesterday there was a lady in the lecture that asked

"how do men get raped?"



Tbh..i always wondered that myself. Unless its GuyxGuy.. Haha


Easy actually, in fact it happened to a few men. Guy is passed out, girl(s) tie him to the bed then take advantage of his unit to get it "excited", then allow it to.....well you know. Get pregnant then get child support even though you raped him. Just like as if it where in the reverse this would still be rape.
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Posted 3/12/16
THIS SEWER PIPE CRUST:
Soulja Boy off in this bitch
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat bitch like oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch


FOLLOWED BY THIS HOT BROWN MESS:

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)
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Some nigga was crying and complaining and saying that guarding in a fighting game is cheap lmao.
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That crap was so popular when I was in HS.
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1stladyent wrote:

THIS SEWER PIPE CRUST:
Soulja Boy off in this bitch
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat bitch like oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch


FOLLOWED BY THIS HOT BROWN MESS:

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)


Very cringeworthy indeed.
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Posted 3/12/16
That anime is a way for japanese people to brain wash kids in the west.........
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Posted 3/13/16 , edited 3/13/16
(This) Can you make a male baby sitter pay child support?
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110605171009AAlNqej
Could of been a troll but, who's to say lots of dumb people out there.
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"HEY ALL THE THINGS ON THE SCREEN DISAPPEARED! BUT THERE'S THIS TINY LITTLE PICTURE HERE"

(referring to a minimized window... this is the sorta stuff I went through as a computer lab assistant back in college)


EDIT: oh wait wait there was a dumber one

"DOES THIS (shows 3 1/2" floppy disk) WORK IN THIS (points to 5 1/4" floppy drive)?"

and the people who want me to fix the "broken printer" because it's not turned on
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AX-9 wrote:

(This) Can you make a male baby sitter pay child support?
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110605171009AAlNqej
Could of been a troll but, who's to say lots of dumb people out there.


If it was they suck at trolling! Lol that question should already be common sense haha
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1stladyent wrote:

THIS SEWER PIPE CRUST:
Soulja Boy off in this bitch
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat bitch like oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch


FOLLOWED BY THIS HOT BROWN MESS:

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)


Yeahh...i couldn't agree anymore!
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