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Posted 3/13/16

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Lifthrasir wrote:

uh.. well just yesterday there was a lady in the lecture that asked

"how do men get raped?"



Tbh..i always wondered that myself. Unless its GuyxGuy.. Haha


Stick anything up a guy's butt without his permission and it's rape... that is the simplest form but it can be complex, like coercion or holding hostages etc.
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Just as the title says..


For me one would be that Donald Trump has friends..


i prefer this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
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Once, in the middle of class, this girl walked up to me randomly, and she asked me if I knew what "racist" meant.

I told her it meant "someone who discriminates against someone for their race?", confused as hell.

And she said "WRONG. It means someone who is mean to black people!" and walked away from me to go giggle with her friends like it was somehow the smartest thing she had ever said in her life.


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I once saw a bunch of teens at a pawn shop trying to figure out what an 8-track tape was. Some of the guesses were a riot. The owner and I couldn't stop ourselves shaking our heads.
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Sharia law is the answer.
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everything said on cartoonnet work
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Back when Superbowl 50 was airing

Brother: Where are the Carolina Panthers from?
Me: Did you really just fucking say that?
Brother: Yeah why what's so wrong with asking a question?
Me: Listen to what you just said.
My brother is a fucking retard
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cdf_1457825599

university students acting up again
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"Listen closely Allie, I think I hear a mockingjay outside!" -my mom dead serious thinking she heard a mockingjay

"What month is the October fest in again?" -my dad's girlfriend; we were laughing so hard

"Allie how do you spell birthday again?" -my dad

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Was once asked was hitler a man or woman. told her that its a he since of you know the facial hair got the reply women from back then didn't shave so she didn't know
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Posted 3/13/16

Cute_Joshy wrote:


Tinamarie101 wrote:

Just as the title says..


For me one would be that Donald Trump has friends..


i prefer this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs


never in my life did i think the word "china" would get so annoying to hear! x.x
"thanks obama" no more "thanks trump" >.>
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Yeah i first came across this video awhile back and i could feel my own IQ dropping a few points watching it ... then again any word he says over and over would get on my tits it's a mystery to so many here in the UK why Americans like him so much.
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Posted 3/14/16
Oktoberfest runs from mid or late September to the first weekend in October.
Pretty much anything that defends prejudice of any kind is the stupidest thing I've heard.
In middle school a teacher called me by the wrong last name. Then the school sent all my mail by the same wrong name. When we questioned them they asked if we were sure, they thought I had been spelling my own last name incorrectly. /facepalm
Posted 3/14/16 , edited 3/14/16
http://www.daddyfiles.com/frozen-turned-son-gay/

http://modernwomandigest.com/video-games-turning-children-homosexuals/


Allie_cat418 wrote:

"Listen closely Allie, I think I hear a mockingjay outside!" -my mom dead serious thinking she heard a mockingjay

"What month is the October fest in again?" -my dad's girlfriend; we were laughing so hard

"Allie how do you spell birthday again?" -my dad







I don't really blame you, but I was skeptical.
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