Post Reply Happy Ides of March Everybody!
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Happy Caesars Death 2060th-anniversary!!!!

REMOVE CAESAREM remove caesarem es pessimus iulius. es iulius caudex es iulius foetor. reverte gallioa. ad nostros gallios patrueles veniatis nostram rem publicam. vivetis in hara... acacacaca ,caesar numquam ignoscemes te. romanus furcifer IRruma sed irruma asinum iulius foetor iulius caesar caesir..Idus Martiae optimum diem viate meae. lava in mortem legionem..acacacacacCAESAR CAPIEMUS TU!! noli oblivisci Idum Martiae.gallia caedimus regem ,caesar reverte ad caram galliam.....cacacacaca caudex iulius et imperator obolet tantum..hui possum olfacere. REMOVE CAESAREM AB ASSUMPTIONIBUS. capieris. brutus+dbrutus+cassius+casca=caede caesar...memorabis Idum Martiae/ vergilius vivus in roma, vergilius scribens carminem romae . heroicus epos vergilius roma. sumus opulenti et habemus auros nunc cacacaca ca propter vergilius... estis hhumilis foetor iulius... vivetis in stabulum cacacaca, vivetis in casula vergilius vivus numerum unum #I in roma ....irruma caesar ,..IRRUMAa ashinum iulum non bonum respuo in orem oculum tui vexilli regisque. virgil vivs et fortissimus veneficus caede omnes caesaros peducem epico veneficio nunc nos roma ducimus .simia harae rex marc antonius irruam magnus satan et pare ovum hoc ovum fetat et caesar na;ta est. caudex infans concipit ovumn revete nostrum lutum frangemus tu sikut cerebrum porci. roma opttima res publicea



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Posted 3/15/16 , edited 3/15/16
Seriously? I'm surprised you had the Gaul to make this thread. Here, take a pair of Caesars and go cut yourself, okay?



Edit: Or Better yet, shove them up Uranus.
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Urg my basic understanding of Latin just exploded, meh Caesar would have spoken Greek anyways since all the educated Romans did .
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Classic Caesar.
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Etu Brutus?
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lol nice try, but I found the verbs easily.


-TRUE Caesar would have been a mess of verb-of-the-heads amongst colorful metaphors and descriptions, the crucial verb near impossible to locate, making translation a pain in the asine.

And, the sentences would be 10 times longer, as well...
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Patientes estote usque ad novissima.
Romani cives, amantes! audite me meae
causa, et tacebit, ut audias, crede mihi
gloriam meam, et gloriam meam ad quia
ut crediderunt in me reprehendis sapientiam
sensus excitant, ut magis iudicet.
Si quis in hoc ordine aliqua dulcissimus
Caesaris, illi, inquam, Brute amor Caesaris
non minus quam erat. Postulantibus deinde, ut, si amicus
Brutus simul contra Caesarem, respondeo:
Dilexi Caesari sacramento, magis quam dilexi
Romae amplius. Caesar mavis vivos et
omni die servi, quam Caesari esset mortuus, ad
omnes homines liberi? Sicut dilexit me flere;
fortunatus ille, gaudeo; sicut erat
fortis, et glorificabo eum: sed cum esset ambitiosus sum
et interfecit eum. Est amoris lacrimas; gaudium eius
fortune; pro virtute honorem; et pro peccato ejus,
ambitio. Quis hic sit turpe
servus? Si quis loquitur; quia peccavimus ei.
Quis est tam imperitus qui non Romanus es? Si
quid, quod et loquimur: quia peccavimus ei. Quis est hic, et
qui non amat patriam turpi? Si quis loquitur;
quia peccavimus ei. Et quia post responsum.
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The ides of March have come and yet I still live.
Yes Caesar, come but not gone.
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And on this day, Marco Rubio's presidential campaign was swiftly assassinated.
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