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Being hands on, probably leaning the human anatomy by dissecting a human corpse.

How do you stop yourself from doing awful things?
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Throw a plastic knife (essentially harmless) out of the house. Make sure it lands in the recycling bin.

How can a mere mortal taste the rainbow?
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Well that's quite obvious, by licking it!

How do I become naruto?
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Well, you first need to grow up with no parents because they were killed about half an hour after you were born by a giant fox that was then sealed inside your abdomen. Then you grow up hated by everyone around you with absolutely no idea why, and yet decide you want to be their leader. After you've accomplished these steps, your best friend needs to run away from home, trying to kill you along the way. Spend the next 3 years training to bring them back home, then basically read Naruto because I'm not going to spoil Shippuden for everyone here.

How do I do magic?
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You'd need to go to an ancient temple where you'll find an old and mean lady. After that, she'll train you restlessly and after all the training you'll finally have achieved absolutely nothing but you became friends with the old lady who's surprisingly named Magic.

How can I breathe out fire?
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You eat fire and then throw up

How can I become cool?
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Set fire to the rain




It's inevitable Ranwold-san, there's few people that can calm me down ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯

How do I make Ranwold and TJ understand that death is inevitable for them?
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^ Goshdarnit Nas, you ninja'd me!

Learn how to meme and become MLG pro. Snipe them skrubs off after forcing them to confront you in an unfair match.

How much should I save up for a new laptop?
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you cant^^

teach me how to live for ever
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You don't!

All we can do is wish them the best



How can I get front row seat to the death of Ran and TJ?
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First you must stand under a waterfall, then look up and breathe in the water. You know when people say "my lungs are burning" that is actually your inner fire that awoke to fight the water. So the second step is to hold your breathe while you have that burning feeling and imagine the flame inside you getting larger, then lastly, you burp... And wallah, you can breathe fire.

How do I win 'the game'?
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To win the game you'll have to learn how to not lose

How do i poop?
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well you see there's this thing called food that goes through and when it comes out its that, to poop you basically just do it. ~

How can I make the whole world burn?

Jk, how can I turn into a majestic beast? owo
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find a were wolf and have him bite you
i got one on speed dial if you want

how to find love
Posted 3/15/16
Get off Crunchyroll

How do I become happier?
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