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get on crunchyroll

how to get the perfect pet
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Close your eyes and jump.

How do I become the POTUS?
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Posted 3/15/16 , edited 3/15/16
By not being Donald trump

How do I turn into the avatar?
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Invite your friend to your fancy restaurant, drug them into passing out, serve them to you and your other guests as a heavily seasoned three course meal, then write a slanderous review about your street's rival restaurant on Yelp and repeat this the next day for one and a half months during the summer on leap year.

How do you get a centipede out of your ear?
Posted 3/15/16 , edited 4/5/16
Jerk off. The fapping noises and pleasure that runs through your body scare the centipede out of your ear.. Though you may get charged with rape because the poor thing was so confused with what was going on. Now you're a centipede rapist. Way to go.

How do you pee?
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Unzip my pants. Let my dick flop out the hole. Piss. Shake. Nothing too complicated.

How does one suck a fuck?
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Well the past three recent answers have really been something else lmao

You go suck all the other ones and when you get to fuck, you sip tea.

How do you become one with nature?
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By harmonizing with the sound of the universe. With that harmonization you can then begin to understand all the small things in the world and then the big things. At that point you may be able to fully reach out to nature and understand it's true feelings.

How do you use the 3 shells!?
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You begin your journey around the world to find three hammers, each hammer is for a specific one. Once you find all of them you shall get the three hammers and three shells and come to terms that everything you did was meaningless.

How do I become a queen?
Posted 3/15/16
You need to bring back Freddie Mercury first
How do I learn to talk good?
Posted 3/15/16
You gotta buy yourself a sex doll, and then take it on dates (don't mind the weird stares, people are just jealous) and while on these dates just start talking to it. Over a course of never you'll have learned how to mesh with society and crack jokes with the sleaziest of them.


How to get dressed
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go outside naked, start running around and shouting crazy stuff. in due time there will be large kind men that drag you away and give you a free straight jacket along with food, medication and accommodation.

how do i become batman?
Posted 3/16/16
Go back in time and kill your parents. The ensuing depression will make you want to live in a cave and compare yourself to a bat of all fucking creatures.

How... Do I how?
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Posted 3/16/16
By learning the mystic ways of why from a hermit living in a ruined buddhist temple high in the himalayas.

How do I who?
Posted 3/16/16 , edited 3/16/16
You look at the above post and explain, before asking a question on how.

How do I get laid?
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