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Posted 1/9/17
Massacre a lawrge amount ov people ahnd gain greait notoriety frum iht! The government will have no choice buht to label your pinkie an s class instrument of death and hunt you down!! ... Easy.


Teach Mei how,,,to starht a fire using only My eyes and a piece of rubber.
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Posted 1/10/17
first wink 8 times at the rubber, then lick the rubber 9 times , then hug the rubber for 10 hours and 11 days later , fire will appear



teach me how to dance like a professional
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First take your hands put them on your hips and move your legs up and down rapidly until you pass out. POOF you are a professional dancer

Teach me how to make sushi
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first go to YouTube, then type "how to make sushi"

teach me how to back-tuck in 10 seconds
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Posted 3/20/17
chew bubble gums and skip 9 times


teach me how to draw like Picasso
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Posted 3/20/17
Step 1.
take a bunch of clay and eat it until you are ready to vomit.

Step. 2
Start vomiting on a blank canvas.

Final Results. (A.K.A Step 3)
You will be able to make artwork like Picasso now, although you have to vomit to get the same results as him.

Teach me how to break a diamond.
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Posted 3/20/17
Raise it to believe it is special and unique, and then force it into an adulthood of boring, pointless, stressful low paying jobs.


Teach me how to yodel.
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Posted 3/20/17
first you need to slim down 9 kg then you can eat yogurt for 9 months then u can yodel

teach me how to play piano like Beethoven
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Posted 7/19/17
First, you need to go on adventure to come across he who is named "Gargamel." Once you have done so, you will help the smurfs no longer be blue. Finally, after all of that... you will finally be able to brush your hair.

Teach me how to be a comedian
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Posted 7/19/17
IN today's society just be insulting to other people

Teach me how to get my homework done faster
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Posted 7/19/17
Go on youtube, search up 'epic sax guy 10 hours', and ignore all distractions.

teach me how to fix my sleep!
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Posted 7/22/17
go knock your head on the wall 14 times


teach me how to breed a unicorn
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Posted 7/24/17
steal a horse.
tape a party hat to its forehead.
presto.

teach me how to cook without burning the house down
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Posted 7/27/17
watch mother then, take baby steps

Teach me how to binge watch anime
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Posted 7/27/17
You sit down and you let the magic happen.

Teach me how to get rich.
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