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Would you fight 100 Bees or a single Bear?
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I'm asking the real questions now. ahaha.



But seriously, which would you fight?

100 Bees.
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-No protective gear.
-Enclosed room.
-Only items are a thin blanket, a stun gun, & mom's spaghetti.

1 Bear
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-No guns
-Only a replica Katana you once bought in China town out of impulse.
-You are coverd in honey. No protective gear. Just Honey.
-The bear somehow likes Honey.

Also, in both situations Metallica is playing in the background.


You cannot befriend them. They hold a grudge.
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watched the revenant.

bees pls.
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I hate bees enough I have a better chance at running for my life and finding a better weapon to fight the bear with...

However it'd prob catch me so... Still sticking with the bear screw bees I hate them.
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I'll take the bear and bee challenge at the same time by hugging the bear and spreading the honey onto him and after he's down temporarily from my stun gun having the bees attack the bear. Then, I'll skin and eat the bear whole with a sip of honey tea. Mmmmm, tasty!
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bethos30 wrote:

I'll take the bear and bee challenge at the same time by hugging the bear and spreading the honey onto him and after he's down temporarily from my stun gun having the bees attack the bear. Then, I'll skin and eat the bear whole with a sip of honey tea. Mmmmm, tasty!


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Bear. Most people who get attacked by bears survive.
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The bear...
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Definitely the bees. I can squash a bee, but I can't squash a bear.
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I'd take the bear.
A single bee would be my demise.

At least my last moments would be in a bear hug over bumble butt stabbings.
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Bear. And commit suicide with the katana. I can't stand the sound of Metallica.
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bears
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Just brings up the old Abbott & Costello routine:

"I was up hunting bear in the Sierra mountains--I came face to face with one in its cave. It was a long, tense moment: The bear was looking straight into my eyes, I was looking straight into the bear's eyes...And then it growled! And all of a sudden I saw something whiz past my face--"
"What was it?"
"San Bernadino!"
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Run out of the room in both cases. Keep running and don't look back. I hope it's Master of Puppets that's playing.
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bethos30 wrote:

I'll take the bear and bee challenge at the same time by hugging the bear and spreading the honey onto him and after he's down temporarily from my stun gun having the bees attack the bear. Then, I'll skin and eat the bear whole with a sip of honey tea. Mmmmm, tasty!


What the actual sh*t
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