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Post Reply Would you fight 100 Bees or a single Bear?
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25 / F / New Jersey, USA
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So morbid.
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The bees please.
Seems like it takes at least 100 bee stings from normal bees to kill an avarage (non allergic) adult human and as long as the blanket is big enough I can cover myself with it. Once the bee attacked it dies so chances are high that I would survive this bee attack without serious damage.
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Bear... It seems like it would be far easier to handle.
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Mico171 wrote:

I'm asking the real questions now. ahaha.



But seriously, which would you fight?

100 Bees.
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-No protective gear.
-Enclosed room.
-Only items are a thin blanket, a stun gun, & mom's spaghetti.

1 Bear
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-No guns
-Only a replica Katana you once bought in China town out of impulse.
-You are coverd in honey. No protective gear. Just Honey.
-The bear somehow likes Honey.

Also, in both situations Metallica is playing in the background.


You cannot befriend them. They hold a grudge.


Which song from Metallica?
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23 / M / San Diego, CA
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Posted 3/17/16 , edited 3/17/16
Bear.
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Bear. Metallica... Perfect choice of music to fight to the death! LOL. I will use the replica Katana and aim for the eyes.
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If I have a nice weapon like a spear or shovel I could probably try and do some damage. I'm gonna have to go with the bear
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For the bees option,is something holding mom's spaghetti or is it just sitting on the floor. I feel like i would be safer if i was holding a giant pot with a good volume to smash many bees with a single strike.

either way, bees.
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bees. if i lose ground to the bear in any way the bear is likely to eat me alive.
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I'd rather the bear.

Bears are generally quite skittish and cautious animals, it would be possible to intimidate the bear or scare it off before it would try to attack. This obviously isn't possible with a swarm of bees.
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Posted 3/17/16 , edited 3/17/16
100 bees really isn't even that bad. This is like asking someone to choose between a garter snake and a cobra. Even if all 100 stung you, you probably wouldn't die.

10,000 bees and this might look fair.
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Posted 3/17/16 , edited 3/17/16
Bees, definitely bees.

VS Bees:

They get 1 sting per life. So 100 stings. With a blanket at your disposal you can hold it over yourself use your hands/arms to tent it over your head/neck/body so only your hands/arms make contact with the blanket. Limiting successful sting attacks largely to your extremities. If you're not allergic, you will win through simple attrition.


VS Bear:

Since you said honey, I'll assume you mean black bears and since this is a Metallica cage match I assume the bear is aggressive and wants to eat you instead of just curious or defensive. I will also assume we are talking an adult male of typical size. So in all likelihood you will be mauled to death either immediately or eventually after tiring or suffering a wound. With no where for the bear to retreat its going to fight to the death. You might be able to fend off its attacks a few times by making it think twice about engaging you. But eventually your charade will become increasingly less convincing and you will be mauled to death.

Your only hope would be causing debilitating damage such as gouging the eyes, etc. But since you're still in a locked room its still going to find you even if blinded and it has knives for hands. You are much more vulnerable to sustaining a major injury with your squishy hairless skin and losing strength to blood lose or suffering a crippling wound. At which point its only a matter of time. ;p
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Posted 3/17/16
A single bear.
Because with 100 bees... theres the possiblity of getting stung 100 times...
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Bees.

Mom's spaghetti is the ultimate weapon.
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It would be really messed up if I where an Evil wizard who made your choices a reality.

I'm not though.

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