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Post Reply There's No Such Thing as a Straight Woman
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http://www.pride.com/outrageous/2015/11/05/study-says-theres-no-such-thing-straight-woman

Explain. I have never considered that I was bisexual or a lesbian at all. I always thought I was straight? But science says I'm lesbian. What do I with my life now? (I'm a proud Christian)

Leviticus 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."
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Live your life, the way you want to!
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Well that's good
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Girls are hot to be fair. Don't blame them.
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I'm straight and I'm proud
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Gay men rule the world. You all know it. Help my harem army grow stronger.
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Yourmum 18:12

"Science isn't real and neither are you, top kek".
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obviously, this means you cannot continue down this path. Temper yourself, stave off your urges for muffin tops and shag carpets, and indoctrinate yourself into the Order of the Premium Sausage.

Only through rough discipline and brainwashing can you eek out a meager struggle against your natural urges. Restrain, repress, constrict.

Repeat after me:
Restrain.
Repress.
Constrict.

Only through diligence can we remain closer to the Almighty. We must not let down our guard.
Posted 3/18/16
I'm straight. I only get aroused when I see a guy's penis.
Posted 3/18/16

stars201 wrote:

I'm straight and I'm proud


I'm so happy your straight, I hope you find a great guy who can satisfy you in every which way you demon wolf-queen.


You're nemesis,

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I remember reading somewhere that women are genetically predisposed to bisexuality to help in nurturing offspring in the the event of an absentee father.
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those scientists are sinners who watch too much porn to know the definition of a proper and pure relationship in the eyes of God.
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straight men play the game on hard mode
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Then I guess lesbians will rule the world.
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Most of them are straight very few are hunchbacks.
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