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Post Reply what would you do if you woke up married to a donkey
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Male or female donkey? One seriously impacts my sex life, the other not so much.
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GrandMasterTime wrote:


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this is a terrible forum post but questions need answers!


Is it a pretty donkey?


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Ewww
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Ass kicking will ensue.
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1stladyent wrote:

Ass kicking will ensue.


Trust me a donkey will win in a kicking contest my four broken ribs I suffered back in the 9th grade testify to that.
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Mmmm, actually if it was this donkey only... I'll stay with it.


This donkey I won't make be jerky out of it.
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Ranwolf wrote:


1stladyent wrote:

Ass kicking will ensue.


Trust me a donkey will win in a kicking contest my four broken ribs I suffered back in the 9th grade testify to that.


Oh I'm sure of that!
I didn't say I was going to kick the ass...
But I've been kicked by a goat before and got the wind knocked out of me. I don't think I'd want to experience a kick from an animal half the size of a horse.
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1stladyent wrote:

I don't think I'd want to experience a kick from an animal half the size of a horse.


Ya don't you really don't..Every breath is agony..every breath was agony..every breath was goddamn just kill me already agony for two whole freaking months.
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Ranwolf wrote:


1stladyent wrote:

I don't think I'd want to experience a kick from an animal half the size of a horse.


Ya don't you really don't..Every breath is agony..every breath was agony..every breath was goddamn just kill me already agony for two whole freaking months.


You must have superpowers to survive 2 months of agony. I wouldn't be able to handle that.
Much respect to the ass-kicked survivor *deep bow*
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1stladyent wrote:



You must have superpowers to survive 2 months of agony. I wouldn't be able to handle that.
Much respect to the ass-kicked survivor *deep bow*


I will admit there was a lot of profanity, and a lot of anger and short temper with other people.
Posted 3/23/16

Daisuki-Suki wrote:

Mmmm, actually if it was this donkey only... I'll stay with it.


This donkey I won't make be jerky out of it.


I was waiting for someone to make a shrek joke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You mean SJP?
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I wouldn't be married to a donkey.
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Till death do us part...

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Quit drinking.
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