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what would you do if you woke up married to a donkey
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Posted 3/23/16 , edited 3/23/16
Wonder what I was doing back in Tijuana, and just how much tequila did I drink the night before.
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Wonder why I'm in England

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Go back to sleep, probably.
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Posted 3/23/16 , edited 3/23/16

Daisuki-Suki wrote:

Mmmm, actually if it was this donkey only... I'll stay with it.


"And in the mornin'?...I'm making WAFFLES!"


Rujikin wrote:
promoting ugly grills for centuries


The British don't grill, they just boil everything...
Even a London Broil steak is just braised because it's too tough.
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Posted 3/23/16 , edited 3/23/16
Divorce it. Although I'd wonder how on earth this happened and who on earth performed such a weird ceremony....guess it would be when I'm drunk
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Posted 3/23/16 , edited 3/23/16
At first, I would be scared to death. After some time, I'd decide to find someone who would get rid of the donkey. A lawyer should do, I think. Unless he decides to arrest me for sexually molesting a poor animal...
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Year-end cleanup. Closing threads with no new posts since 12/31/2016.
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