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Posted 3/23/16
yesterday at work a guy i work with who enjoys anime (he's an anime casual) said to me.. "you know, you kind of behave like a tsundere to most people" and before i could even think about what to say to that i hear my voice saying "well it's not like i try to behave that way... baka" to which i literally just facepalmed he then continued to say "but you act like a yandere would to someone your senpai spoke to around your supervisor" .... i have never tried to kill my supervisor... no matter how much planning i've done for such a thing
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Posted 3/23/16

TeasingGod wrote:

yesterday at work a guy i work with who enjoys anime (he's an anime casual) said to me.. "you know, you kind of behave like a tsundere to most people" and before i could even think about what to say to that i hear my voice saying "well it's not like i try to behave that way... baka" to which i literally just facepalmed he then continued to say "but you act like a yandere would to someone your senpai spoke to around your supervisor" .... i have never tried to kill my supervisor... no matter how much planning i've done for such a thing


Co worker called me a filthy casual
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Posted 3/23/16
I had a customer explain that he was unavailable for training because he had blood in his stool.... TMI Yikes!
Posted 3/23/16


Once this girl asked me if I was autistic. Legit in front of everyone. Out of nowhere. When I told her it was kind of weird to ask me something like that out of the blue, in front of everyone, she just started crying and told me I was "making fun of her autistic brother".
Posted 3/23/16
My best friend just the other day thought it would be funny to say "I love you boo". He was right it was hilarious. I says to him I say" I love you too bae".
Posted 3/23/16
I was registering for a class in college, sitting in the waiting area for my name to be called to the front desk. This girl sat next to me with an Invader Zim beanie, and I complimented it because I'm a fan of the show. Everything started out fine, but then she got around to telling me how her parents wanted her out of the house. Apparently they didn't believe her about her being a wolf or having the spirit of a wolf (something like that). Her dream was to live in Alaska, among the woods, with her kin. Obviously her parents objected to the idea of sending her out that way. So she gave me an earful about how terrible they were to hinder her freedom. Near the end, she saw I had a tattoo and told me I must "be a fish". I was so confused the entire time but I'm glad they finally called my name and I was out of there.
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Posted 3/23/16 , edited 3/24/16
Oddly when I go to the store as I slowly walk by people I say this

"Despair itself is the only true joy!"

One time I told my Pharmacist up close this "Lucifer say HI"!

Of course the med I'm getting at that time is Hydrocodone haha, they probably think I'm mess up on Drug which it got nothing to do with it! XD

This was long time ago, I don't say those to people anymore, because I found out that I can go to jail just for saying those thing to people! XD


bbbob5 wrote:


TeasingGod wrote:

yesterday at work a guy i work with who enjoys anime (he's an anime casual) said to me.. "you know, you kind of behave like a tsundere to most people" and before i could even think about what to say to that i hear my voice saying "well it's not like i try to behave that way... baka" to which i literally just facepalmed he then continued to say "but you act like a yandere would to someone your senpai spoke to around your supervisor" .... i have never tried to kill my supervisor... no matter how much planning i've done for such a thing


Co worker called me a filthy casual



What you expect, you're Barbarian! :p j/k

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Posted 3/23/16 , edited 3/24/16

JanusCascade wrote:

What you expect, you're Barbarian! :p j/k


Atleast I don't drees with a man skirt where if I bend over people see my balls


JanusCascade wrote:

What you expect, you're Barbarian! :p j/k


Atleast my empire did not fall m8

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Posted 3/23/16
"Your eyeballs are so shiny, I'm tempted to lick it. Can I lick it?"



Followed by an actual attempt to lick my eyeballs.

Posted 3/23/16
PLEASE HARDER OHH HARDER PLEASEE>>>
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Posted 3/23/16
I once had somebody ask the frequency with which I get laid and the amount of times per day I pet my trouser snake..I opted for a slightly quizzical eyebrow raise and asking if they'd like to be the sixth person I had sex with today.
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