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Posted 12/23/16
weirdest? probably "this guy has to be some sort of alien, he knows far too much"

or "watching you play X makes me want to go home and smash my X into a million pieces"

but with how g.d. stupid the younger generations appear to be, I think I will refrain from reincarnating on this planet again until this situation as been resolved, I just cant deal with the stupid any more.
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Posted 1/12/17
Some guy was talking to me in Turkish and then asked me where he could get the best döner kebab in the city
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Posted 1/12/17 , edited 1/12/17
Some random guy on CR sent me PM asking if I am a naughty girl and what my cup size is, he also asked me to send pic of my boobs. Eww, I just ignored and blocked him.

A guy at a bar approached me saying "Can you please touch me so I can tell my friends over there that I was touched by an angel?" That was the lamest pick up line.
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Posted 1/12/17
I wore a short sleeved shirt to work on the first warm day in months, and one of my students told me he he thought I had been using drugs and that I was wearing long sleeved shirts to hide needle marks.
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Posted 1/12/17
"Jesus wasn't no carpenter. Huh huh huh. I don't know what bible you been readin? Huh huh huh"
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Posted 1/12/17
Uhhhh... I was accused of being strung out on drugs and having homosexual relations with my cousin. That was probably the weirdest moment I have ever experienced.

On the other hand, I say weird stuff all the time. I was recently asked what I had done to fix a water drip found on a particularly bitchy tenant's ceiling. All I said was "I gave her some caulk, and that fixed her." Double ententes like that occur frequently when I'm not thinking about what I'm saying.
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Posted 1/18/17
"I'd love to take you out for some Pho and weed."

"I see you almost every damn day, and it's like your race changes every time."

"Delicious jailbait!" (holy shit dude, I'm well over legal age.)

"I had a crush on your feet for years."
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Posted 1/18/17
This man kept hastily repeating "roll up the weed and ignite the fire" to my family and I while we were on vacation in San Francisco. He was probably very high. I googled it later and it's a song. I was too tired from walking and too unfocused to even understand what was happening at the time, but now the memory makes me cry laughing.
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Posted 1/18/17
One of the children I had to take care of during my time as an Au Pair said to me: "...., I really do love you but you're also a bit weird" (He was 7 back then)
Posted 1/26/17
This guy said that he wanted to finger me while we were on the plane, and I literally just met this dude, hahhahahaaha.
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Posted 1/26/17 , edited 2/20/17

usuibj wrote:

This guy said that he wanted to finger me while we were on the plane, and I literally just met this dude, hahhahahaaha.


That's when you use the flight attendant button to report the creep. That fucker needs to be on the no-fly list.
Posted 1/26/17

AlastorCrow wrote:


usuibj wrote:

This guy said that he wanted to finger me while we were on the plane, and I literally just met this dude, hahhahahaaha.


That's when you use the flight attendant button to report the creep. That fucker needs to be on the no-fly list.


He was pretty cool though, other than that haha.
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Posted 1/26/17

usuibj wrote:


AlastorCrow wrote:


usuibj wrote:

This guy said that he wanted to finger me while we were on the plane, and I literally just met this dude, hahhahahaaha.


That's when you use the flight attendant button to report the creep. That fucker needs to be on the no-fly list.


He was pretty cool though, other than that haha.


Right. I'd imagine being "cool" comes with some class but I guess not always. The guy screams desperation but it's just my opinion from this short anecdote.
Posted 1/26/17
I had a lady that had to be in her 40s ask if I was single. When I told her yeah, she said that if she was younger she would be all over me....I was like alright then.
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Posted 1/27/17
"I want to lick your eyes out." - Elder sister
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