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So glad I found this again!


Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad isters. And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsom hince.

One day, the prandsom hince decided to have a bancy fall. He invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople. But Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. So she just cat sdown and scried. She was a kitten there a scrien, when all of a sudden her gairy fodmother appeared. And she waived her wagic mand...and all of a sudden there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall. But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"

So Rindercella went to the bancy fall, where she met the very prandsom hince, who she had been watchin through a widden hindow. She and the prandsom hince nanced all dight till nidmight...and they lell in fove. Suddenly, the mid clock struck night; Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!

The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. He came to Rindercella's house. He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other...and it fidn't dit. He tried it on her two sigly isters...and it fidn't dit. He tried it on Rindercella...and it fid dit, it was exactly the sight rize!

The next day, Rindercella and the prandsom hince were married and they lived everly hafter happward.

Now, the moral of the story is this: If you ever loll in fove with a prandsom hince, be sure and slop your dripper!
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Nice
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This is a case of spoonerism.
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Can't...words...:wacko:
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The TRUE moral of the story: If you ever loll in fove with a pransom hince, sake mure you're at beast leautiful...
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D4nc3Style wrote:

So glad I found this again!


Ah, somebody else remembers Archie Campbell from the old 70's Hee Haw reruns...Saaa-lute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FcUc2Tk0GQ
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Ejanss wrote:


D4nc3Style wrote:

So glad I found this again!


Ah, somebody else remembers Archie Campbell from the old 70's Hee Haw reruns...Saaa-lute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FcUc2Tk0GQ


The people that don't get it make me feel old. lol
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This story turned my brain into mashed potatoes

I'm going to forget how to English reading this.
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This could crive someone drazy!
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1stladyent wrote:

This story turned my brain into mashed potatoes

I'm going to forget how to English reading this.


But at least it's easier to understand than the story of Beeping Sleauty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vexdVbSb4K0
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It's amazing how something as simple as switching a few letters around can turn one's reading abilities into utter shit.

...I have a headache now.
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Posted 3/27/16

Ejanss wrote:


1stladyent wrote:

This story turned my brain into mashed potatoes

I'm going to forget how to English reading this.


But at least it's easier to understand than the story of Beeping Sleauty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vexdVbSb4K0


Some parts of that story just makes you say "What the actual fuck" lol.

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D4nc3Style wrote:
Some parts of that story just makes you say "What the actual fuck" lol.



But it's just the story of a Princiful Beautress who was oken wup by a Buller Frush Man...
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Ejanss wrote:


D4nc3Style wrote:
Some parts of that story just makes you say "What the actual fuck" lol.



But it's just the story of a Princiful Beautress who was oken wup by a Buller Frush Man...


That is true... lol
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