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What is the crappiest advice you've ever been given?
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Posted 3/27/16
My brother: "I think I am going bald!! What should I do!!??

Me: "Good shave it off, you will look better that way."
Posted 3/27/16

hemicuda2 wrote:


HonkeyGod wrote:

"Get A Life" like oh i didnt know i didnt have one


24/7 bro i always get that


Indeed
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thelectricow wrote:


If I'm not having fun, what's the point in living?


retirement?
Posted 3/27/16 , edited 3/27/16
Go kill yourself from someone on league and my friends
Posted 3/27/16
"Get a life" is one.

Implying I don't conform to the standard path most people take.

Like I care.

"Go outside and get some fresh air"

I find this to be the amusing one. This implies I stay in my room all day.

Which to be fair is 100% correct and I keep it like that... (Until I can get a job that is...)

"Life isn't fair deal with it"

My only response to this is quite simply

Then why bother?

I mean I have very few reasons myself to bother with this reality so meh.

And of course.

"How about you try doing something productive"

As if what I'm doing isn't important.

People with priorties I suppose u.u
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Posted 3/27/16

SylveonLuna wrote:

"Get a life" is one.

Implying I don't conform to the standard path most people take.

Like I care.

"Go outside and get some fresh air"

I find this to be the amusing one. This implies I stay in my room all day.

Which to be fair is 100% correct and I keep it like that... (Until I can get a job that is...)

"Life isn't fair deal with it"

My only response to this is quite simply

Then why bother?

I mean I have very few reasons myself to bother with this reality so meh.

And of course.

"How about you try doing something productive"

As if what I'm doing isn't important.

People with priorties I suppose u.u


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Posted 3/27/16
"What happens in this house, stays in this house." ~My stepfather

If I woulda known reporting his ass to CPS would start a sequence of events to get mom to leave him, I would have done it a lot sooner.
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"Let it be"
How can I let it be when everything its so awful and hurts me so much??
Posted 3/27/16
"Don't worry nothing would happen, just chill..."

So they say.... I was just parking in a 10 minute parking, and I knew
that the meter maid was near the area. Then, my friend tells me to park
in that 10 minute parking zone, thinking we're al right. Two hours later...
I get slap with two $59 parking ticket....
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Posted 3/27/16

weiwei91 wrote:

"Let it be"
How can I let it be when everything its so awful and hurts me so much??



this 1000x
Posted 3/27/16
poke it and find out
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Posted 3/27/16 , edited 3/27/16
"If you work hard, you will be successful."

Biggest crock of shit I ever heard.
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Posted 3/28/16
"Fuck off"



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Posted 3/28/16

BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:

"If she's alive and struggling you need to stuff the anus more."



"Stuff the anus more" Is that a sex thing that you dad was saying or was trying to toughen you up?
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Posted 3/28/16
"Don't worry. You'll find the perfect girl. You just have to wait."


I have been friendzoned and rejected by a lot of girls. So why do I have to wait for the right girl to come for me?


Me: "To be honest, I like you more than a friend."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend, but we could be friends." OR "You're like a brother to me"
Me: "That's fine."
*The inside of my soul dies and turns to hell*
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