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What the doctor told me when I turned 9 (months): "Get out of there, little buddy. The world is much more fun than what you can find inside your mother." Boy, was he wrong.


champion157 wrote:

"Don't worry. You'll find the perfect girl. You just have to wait."


I have been friendzoned and rejected by a lot of girls. So why do I have to wait for the right girl to come for me?


Me: "To be honest, I like you more than a friend."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend, but we could be friends." OR "You're like a brother to me"
Me: "That's fine."
*The inside of my soul dies and turns to hell*


I'm sure you'd make a great Onii-chan.
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champion157 wrote:


BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:

"If she's alive and struggling you need to stuff the anus more."



"Stuff the anus more" Is that a sex thing that you dad was saying or was trying to toughen you up?


Yes.
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"Do your homework before doing anything fun!" I found this only make homework take longer and end up with a lower grade. Not to mention the soul-crushing stress.
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"You could improve by making less mistakes"
Yes, thank you teacher this helped me so much
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HonkeyGod wrote:

"Get A Life" like oh i didnt know i didnt have one


This. One of the most idiotic tips "get a life" Well, you're alive so how is it possible for you to no have a life. You have a life, and what you do with it is your choice.


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{take your car to my mechanic? says a friend} turns out he made matters worse
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When I was in 6th grade, I was popular and hung around the popular kids. I was super into video games and anime and none of them were, but we still got along.
One day, there was a girl sitting down with a Tamagotchi (this was in 97) and I went over to her and told her I love Tamagotchis, too. We started talking a lot and had a lot in common. I wanted to talk with her all day and even at lunch. She was nice and didn't bring anyone down at others expense like the popular crowd did. But my popular friends told me that they missed having me at their table. I really wanted to hang out with the Tamagotchi girl more and so I asked my mom about it

"Mom, should I keep hanging out with the popular kids who I don't really have much in common with, or should I hang out with this girl who isn't popular who is actually fun to hang out with? "

My mom said " You should hang out with the popular kids. "

I didn't take her advice.
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BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:


champion157 wrote:


BLACKOUTMK2 wrote:

"If she's alive and struggling you need to stuff the anus more."



"Stuff the anus more" Is that a sex thing that you dad was saying or was trying to toughen you up?


Yes.


If my dad would of said that to me, i would take that as a compliment to toughen up and get that good pussy
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champion157 wrote:

get that good pussy


Personally where I live, on Christmas day we eat a turkey BUT HEY, if you're Chinese or something then who am I to judge?
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"Im on the pill, you dont have to wear a condom."
-My Ex.
Good thing I pulled out, she later got knocked up by someone else
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"Don't worry, it'll be fine!"

or

"The kids won't tease you if you be yourself." Boy, was that wrong. In the end, I figured out that being yourself and aggressively arguing with whoever is teasing you about it works better.
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Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.
Damnn youuu LION KING!!
Great movie lol
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Go to school to work hard to get a good job. What a load of crap.

Believe and you will receive.
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Sun_Seto-san wrote:

"Don't worry, it'll be fine!"

or

"The kids won't tease you if you be yourself." Boy, was that wrong. In the end, I figured out that being yourself and aggressively arguing with whoever is teasing you about it works better.


Kids are cruel little shits.
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Posted 3/28/16

defixenas wrote:


HonkeyGod wrote:

"Get A Life" like oh i didnt know i didnt have one


This. One of the most idiotic tips "get a life" Well, you're alive so how is it possible for you to no have a life. You have a life, and what you do with it is your choice.




I think they mean get a "social" life.
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