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I threw it at him.



Why ? Did he try to steal your lover boy or lover girl or something? Take the last piece of toast ? Snag the last donut? Man why would you attempt to kill or severely wound a family member?

I wanted to see if it worked.

I put a lot of work into that spear.

At least I learned my lesson early. It would have been much uglier if I had known how to build pipe bombs when I was that young. Pipe bombs and Molotov cocktails took me a few more years to figure out.

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Dariamus wrote:

I wanted to see if it worked.

I put a lot of work into that spear.



And I suppose a bale of hay, a pig carcass, a fish , or a deer was out of the question?
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Having everything in your room minus the carpet taken out. Getting to earn one item back at a time. First one I asked for was my bed, second was my legos. I also had no electronics at this time, parents didn't like them. I was not allowed to leave my room and the lock and door knob was flipped around so I couldn't let myself out.

I had 30 minutes a day for dinner and I got one bathroom break at 7PM.

It sucked. The belt or choosing my own switch had nothing on this.


Mate I really hope your parents or whoever was in charge of raising you got reported for child abuse.


I dubbed it Spartan Training. Also, they did no physical harm to me. If I had to pee, I could pee out my 2nd story window into grass. I tried it for other stuff, but didn't work.

Sometimes I wonder why I am so fucked up...
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Dark_Alma wrote:


Ranwolf wrote:


Dark_Alma wrote:

Having everything in your room minus the carpet taken out. Getting to earn one item back at a time. First one I asked for was my bed, second was my legos. I also had no electronics at this time, parents didn't like them. I was not allowed to leave my room and the lock and door knob was flipped around so I couldn't let myself out.

I had 30 minutes a day for dinner and I got one bathroom break at 7PM.

It sucked. The belt or choosing my own switch had nothing on this.


Mate I really hope your parents or whoever was in charge of raising you got reported for child abuse.


I dubbed it Spartan Training. Also, they did no physical harm to me. If I had to pee, I could pee out my 2nd story window into grass. I tried it for other stuff, but didn't work.

Sometimes I wonder why I am so fucked up...


Mate If I walked into the middle of a police station, beat a cop to death with a rusty spoon then shot three other cops with the dead cop's gun I'd get easier punishment for my crimes then your parents gave you for whatever little petty thing you did.
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I dubbed it Spartan Training. Also, they did no physical harm to me. If I had to pee, I could pee out my 2nd story window into grass. I tried it for other stuff, but didn't work.

Sometimes I wonder why I am so fucked up...


Mate If I walked into the middle of a police station, beat a cop to death with a rusty spoon then shot three other cops with the dead cop's gun I'd get easier punishment for my crimes then your parents gave you for whatever little petty thing you did.

Lol. Just my childhood I guess. At least it sounds like I won the "Worst Punishment Award."
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Lol. Just my childhood I guess. At least it sounds like I won the "Worst Punishment Award."


Your childhood sucked mate.
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Many years ago, I purchased a 2005 6.0 GTO and was passing through Virginia. Full of elation and stupidity, I decided to open up the GTO on the long empty road. It was early in the morning and no one was around except the state trooper hiding in the woods. Lol. I was like a bad child that wanted to show off his new toy. I was slowing down when the cop caught me doing 99/55.

I was pulled over, I already had my license and temp registration in hand. I handed them to the officer and said, “I apologize, I am guilty and willing to accept my fate for breaking the law.” The officer was nice, he noted that he could take me to jail and impound my car. He was a fan of GTO's, we discussed other cars. I told the officer I was passing by to bring this car home. He laughed and said, “it sucks that you have to receive a ticket in your new car today, but the law is the law and you need to slow down.”

I didn't realize at the time that you needed to appear to court, which meant traveling back to Virginia for my court date. I went to my internet friends for advice, they shared great words of wisdom to me, such as, “You're going to hang!”, “Don't drop the soap.”, “You're fucked!”, “You got Own3d!” After receiving my words of encouragement and wisdom from my internet friends. I started doing some research on my own. I figured getting the best lawyer would help soften my punishment. I went to a exotic car forum, “no I don't own any exotics yet... Lol.” And requested a lawyer from them. They immediately recommend a guy who helped a few Washington Redskin football players with legal problems in Virginia.

I met with the lawyer, he scared me with the worst case scenario. The county in which I got a ticket in was notorious for jailing reckless driving offenders especially for doing 40mph over the limit. I thought the lawyer fees would be around $300-$600 from the lawyers I reviewed, but my jaw dropped when I was quoted $1700 for my super lawyer. I accepted to pay the amount on the court date, figured i'd pay for the best probability of success. On the date of my pending doom -- the court date. I went to the bank to get cash for the lawyer and headed to the court house. Everyone had a gloomy look on their faces, it was a depressing place to be. I overdressed in a flashy suit, I was told to wear a suit but I over did it. Once I got to the court house, some of the facilities and cleaning staff where standing near where I parked and start laughing at me. They seen the GTO with out of state plates and figured I was screwed.

Inside the courthouse, everyone gathered up like sad sheep and were escorted inside the court room. I was called near the end but watched other people get sent to jail left and right. One lady said, “I have a active top secret clearance judge! This is going to affect my employment.” The judge said, “You shouldn't have been speeding and endangering lives. Three days in jail! And a 6 month license suspension.” She apparently was speeding through a school zone with kids around and was caught. 74/25. One guy on a bike was going over 100mph agreed to a deal to work during the week and go to jail on the weekends for a month. Lol

When my turn was up, I slowly walked up with my lawyer. He told me to stand silently, relax and not to worry. I was sweating like crazy, and everyone was staring at me. I was the most overly dressed person in the court room. The colors of my suit, shirt, tie, shoes, and shirt stood out. The judge read over my crime and asked how I pleaded for driving 99mph in a 55mph zone. People in the courthouse behind me mumbled, he is going to jail.

The lawyer responded, “he pleads guilty your honor, and has completed defensive driving class, and has promised to not drive reckless again. Here is a copy of his resume, he is a fine outstanding citizen your honor.” The judge looks over my resume and looks at me without cracking a smile. Probably wondering why I overly dressed and mad that I was speeding. The lawyer and judge start small talking in the court. The lawyer knew the judges father who was also a former judge and praised the current judge for becoming a outstanding judge like his father. The judge cracked a smile and looked over at the police officer who issued me the ticket and asked if I caused the officer any issues when I was pulled over. The officer told the judge I was very pleasant and acknowledge my mistakes and did not try to make up any excuses.

The lawyer noted that I could afford pay any fines immediately, the judge said that he would give me a light sentence of 30 days license suspension in Virginia. Since I was a out of state resident that only meant not driving through VA for 30 days which I did not intend on doing anyway. Judge allowed me to drive away from the courthouse and drive back to my home location since I was technically not allowed to drive in VA. I had to pay a $700 fine. Everyones jaws dropped because my sentence was much lighter everyone else. On my way out the court room, I heard some female say, “he must be rich or something....” Which I am not. Lol.

No points, or jail, only a suspension of 30 days in a state that I would not return to for sometime.

$1700 in lawyer fees
$700 court fines
$110 for defensive driving class
$300 for hotel stay for the evening the night before the court date, food and gas cost. I wanted to make sure I was on time. Avoid any unexpected traffic issues.

I haven't gotten another ticket for 8 years and counting! I fix my need for speed at Auto X events, or official drag strips now. I learned my lesson, and paid a hefty fine for it.
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when I was 6 and I had a birthday party and nobody showed up. I realised that the friends I had made didn't care about me and the Idea of a world of love an peace was a lie. I discovered that pain was the only function of existence and that we are all doomed to live a meaningless live devoid of any happiness or love. no matter how hard you try you will never be able to escape it.


Also one time I threw an entire pot of pasta at a guy and got in a lot of trouble for it. never forghetti my lost spaghetti
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I won't go into specifics, but it came after I yelled: "Is that the best you've got?!"
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Oh pick me pick me op senpai pick me please!!!! Ah fuck it I hear goes anyways. I punched a guy(Jizzum was his name I think ugly ass scrawny asain dude but I pretty sure he used steroids to buff himself up now had shit genetics for body building so I don't blame em guy was skinny as a twig) who had bullied me for a few months in the face after I had enough I had always had a low self esteem up until that point and had suicidal thoughts for a long time this then not help. As a result of this I got a 90 day school suspension and 3 day community service. Shockingly all this did not do much to improve my depression but made it much much much much much worse who could have guessed it would! Anyways that drove me into a very deep depression that took a long time to get out of.

Thankfully My family owns no guns or I would have likely had columbine style exit to the world and gotten my shot at beating cho's high score but I only headshot people in the virtual world don't play with guns kids they are dangerous! I'm sure there are tons of people who have had it much much much worse then me but I like to think I win this thread here. Thankfully I am in a much much much much much much much better place now and god willing intend to live such an incredible amazing life so amazing they will have give DJ_Headshot the Guinness world record for most awesome person to have ever lived in the entire history of Imanity(don't underestimate us Imanites yo! we can't use magic for shit but we have our brains and the incredible power bestowed upon us like Napolean Hill put it so eloquently.

"Anything the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve!" Don't give up on your dreams kids or any adults or teens reading this it doesn't matter what age you are you do deserve to be happy don't let anyone put you down and don't go through life holding back keep on moving forward until you attain your dreams you are worth it!
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Lol. I was a late bloomer when it came to potty-training. So one day my father randomly took me to the store, handed me this big bag of diapers, and told me to go buy them for myself. It was excruciatingly embarrassing. I couldn't look the cashier lady in the eye, and started getting teary-eyed. From then on, I immediately "learned" not to do that anymore.
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The worst punishment(s) I can think of is getting beat by my alcoholic parent or at least use to get beat.
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No supper...
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I was locked in the basement, I was absolutely terrified...getting there, staying and coming out.
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When I was eight I played soccer indoors. I broke a lamp and was grounded for the rest of the summer, from June to August.
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