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Would YOU fight Santa Claus?
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Posted 4/3/16 , edited 4/4/16

qualeshia3 wrote:


Ranwolf wrote:



Oh my god ya just leave that reindeer shit up there...you're a monster.


I guess so.


Wait a second..Mrs.Claus is that you?
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Posted 4/3/16 , edited 4/4/16

Ranwolf wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:

Why would you want to fight Santa Claus? He's a jolly good soul.


He's an overweight ticking timebomb healthwise.

Idk.. he has been alive and well since the early 20th century..
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Posted 4/3/16 , edited 4/4/16

Ranwolf wrote:


qualeshia3 wrote:


Ranwolf wrote:



Oh my god ya just leave that reindeer shit up there...you're a monster.


I guess so.


Wait a second..Mrs.Claus is that you?


Nope.
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What? No! Santa-senpai is a nice guy!
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Why would I fight him
He obviously came to give me presents

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well, if santa was a gril, id "fight" her(and get my ass kicked) just to have an excuse to make skin contact
well maybe not fight lol
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Pfffft Everybody knows Santa is dead. The tooth fairy shot him in the face.
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I'm Buddhist, would it be a hate crime if I tried to fight Santa Claus?
If not,
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And why would I do that? He is ever so generous with my gifts.
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Santa would normally put a lump of coal in your stockings if you were naughty... But to have Santa call you out for an asswhupping? You've got to be some kind of monster!!!
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Posted 4/4/16 , edited 4/4/16
No, but Jesus would



And so would the Easter bunny

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Yes! For not giving me a pony...
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Which Santa are we talking about? The modern one, a jolly old soul with a belly like a bowl full of jelly? St. Nicholas the religious figure? Father Christmas? Pere Noel? Sinterklaas? Jólnir Langbarðr ?

I certainly would not be interested in going up against the one in the movie Rare Exports...
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Posted 4/4/16 , edited 4/4/16

DeadlyOats wrote:

Santa would normally put a lump of coal in your stockings if you were naughty... But to have Santa call you out for an asswhupping? You've got to be some kind of monster!!!


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Hell to the no.

I mean, if he can survive going as fast as he does to go to every house on the planet in a single night, he could probably kill you with a single punch.
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