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What if you found out you were the dream of a potato?
Posted 4/5/16
Just as the title says. How would you react? Discuss.
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Posted 4/5/16
I for one welcome our starchy overlord.
All hail the Great Potato.
Anyone who thinks otherwise will be destroyed.
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Posted 4/5/16
Did someone say potato?
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Posted 4/5/16
Well, the potato doesn't have the nerve cells, the brain cells and the protein for conscious thought, especially for dreaming.

Just had to come here to ruin your fun
Posted 4/5/16
Good.
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Posted 4/5/16 , edited 4/5/16
What do you mean what if? Are you trying to tell me I'm not a potato?
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Posted 4/5/16

PurpleDjango wrote:

Well, the potato doesn't have the nerve cells, the brain cells and the protein for conscious thought, especially for dreaming.

Just had to come here to ruin your fun


Potatoes are people too. This potato discrimination has to stop!
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Posted 4/5/16
Well that really depends, doesn't it? Are we talking about a puh-tey-toh or a puh-tah-toh?
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Posted 4/5/16

TheOriginalStraynge wrote:


PurpleDjango wrote:

Well, the potato doesn't have the nerve cells, the brain cells and the protein for conscious thought, especially for dreaming.

Just had to come here to ruin your fun


Potatoes are people too. This potato discrimination has to stop!


I am a proud anti-potatoist

Death to all potatoes! May they get into my stomach!
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Posted 4/5/16
I would be mashed

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Posted 4/5/16
I would visit my therapist.
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Posted 4/5/16
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Posted 4/5/16
I would be happy. That's the first time someone's dreaming of me! I guess my existence does have some kind of meaning! ^^
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Posted 4/5/16
It's not so bad...
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